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I really don't post in this journal too often. If you want to read my stuff (which you probably don't), I'm over at http://joselynsheart.livejournal.com.

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Nothing much to say, really. I've just noticed that I haven't updated my blog in a while (this through having a new blog for the Summer of '97 RP that I've mentioned below. I'm Pansy and...as I said...JOIN IT! NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW! -clears throat- Huzzah.

Disney World was fabulous. Jamie met Ariel. Cried like a little girl. And got a free sticker and postcard (WEE!). She was so PRETTY! She called me 'Starfish' and complimented my hair and...-stops self- Dear Lord, I'm insane, I tell you! INSANE! But she was adorable. Truly. Dear Lord, I'm tearing up. -sniffle- ARIEL! -collapses- Ah'm uber dramatic today, eh? -dies- Let's see how many slang words I can fit into a sentence. Let us review:

"Ah'm" = The Bag Enders (ARSE!)
"Uber" = Random internet slang
"Dramatic" = Just...I don't know...
"Today" = See above
"," = This is getting ridiculous
"Eh?" = Jamie's Canadianese!

Speaking of which, I haven't insulted the French. STINKY CHEESE EATERS! -dies- I can insult them because I am French. And Irish. And German. And English. And Welsh. And Dutch. And Canadian (WOO HOO, eh?). And other random things. Huzzah.

And where the hell are all these 'huzzah's coming from lately? I'M TURNING INTO A PIRATE. Explains the hat from Disney World (muy hearts) and the name "Joselyn the Pirate Queen". Heh. Pirates. Silly rabbit.

Ah'm a wee bit hyper. Feel like randomly quoting Eddie Izzard "'Ello Sue! I've got legs! D'you like bread? Well I've got a French loaf!"

-dies- The Izzard is god.

Just like Paul McCartney.

And John Lennon.

And Freddie Mercury.

And Steven Tyler.

And Joe Perry.

And David Bowie.

Good Lord I can go on for years.

MY FINGERS ARE TYPING AT THE SPEED OF LIGHT! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHA! Bas'sard.

God, I miss the Bag Enders. I must go look them up. Their third episode is my favorite. Speaking of which, they played House of Pain's "Jump Around" at Prom. I about died laughing. What's next? The Lumberjack Song?

Hehehe...


AAAAAAAAAH'M a Lumberjack and ah'm okay...









I sleep all night and I work all day!


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A - Accent: Ze French! -dies- No...I'm an odd mixture of Northern and Southern American. -big grin-
B - Breast size: -looks down- Large. And oddly shaped.
C - Chore you hate: Dishes. I...hate dishes.
D - Dad's name: Doug.
E - Essential make-up item: Er...lip balm?
F - Favourite perfume: Inquisitive! It's a knock off of Britney Spears' Curious...but it smells better.
G - Gold or silver: Both! They both look fabulous on me. -dramatic expression-
H - Hometown: If by hometown you mean birthplace, Gainesville, Florida.
I - Insomnia: When ah'm hyper.
J - Job title: Resident Nerd and Odd Person. And Pervert. And Sexpert.
K - Kids: If by children you mean my baby Strider. And by Strider, I mean my truck.
L - Living arrangements: Ah live with me mom.
M - Mum's birthplace: California...someplace north of Sacramento. Can't...remember...name!
N - Number of pets you've had: Too many to count, love.
O - Overnight hospital stays: -pauses- None. Ha! TAKE THAT GRAVITY!
P - Phobia: Being surrounded by people (-hyperventilates-), death, and rejection. And falling -glares at the Tower of Terror-
R - Religious affiliation: Lutheran.
S - Siblings: Three sisters. All live with daddy.
T - Time you wake up: 7...er...I mean 6! Yeah...6!
U - Unnatural hair colors you've worn: -counts- Blonde, blue, pink, and red. Thank you. -loves her brunette self-
V - Vegetable you refuse to eat: Cooked spinach -makes a face-
W - Worst habit: Over analyzing things.
X - X-rays you've had: Body X-ray. Boo yeah.
Y - Yummy foods you make: Eggs? Macaroni and Tuna? Anything that just pops into my head? -natural cook-ness-
Z - Zodiac sign: Cancer

	You by xforsakenxnxashamedx
	Describe Yourself
	First Name	Jamie
	Middle Name	Lynn
	Last Name	HEOWIRULAKDFSJLIASDFIIASLKDFJLKAJLFKJALKSDJFLASDLFKJALSKDJFTALKJS;DFLKJS
	Age	17
	Birthday	June 24th
	Appearence
	Eye Color	Hazel
	Hair Color	Dark Brown
	Skin Color	Uber Pale (a.k.a. See Through or Glow In The Dark)
	Height	5'8" -wants another inch of height-
	Do You Think Your Appealing?	-pauses- That's a deep question. Er. Personality wise, yes.
	Do You Think Your Ugly?	Not particularly. Just not pretty.
	What Do Other People Think Of You?	Not attractive. In the least. -has no dates- -or a life-
	Right Now Your...
	Listening To	"Kidnap Mr. Sandy Claws" from the Nightmare Before Christmas Soundtrack
	Watching	The computer screen
	Wearing	Mah pajamas
	Hearing	The TV in the other room (SNL)
	Smelling	The heater
	Thinking About	Disney World
	Talking To	Mother...
	Yelling At	Mother...
	Wishing	I could be in Disney World
	Drinking	Nothing, really
	Eating	I already ate, thankies
	Happy?	Feh...
	Depressed?	-nods wildly-
	Inbetween?	A little angry, I suppose
	Last Person You...
	IMed	Dedra
	Got Obsessed With	-pauses- Dominic Monaghan
	Loved	-mumbles-
	Hugged	Mother dearest
	Got Pissed Off At	Dedra/Ashley/Mother/Me
	Dreamt Of	Mr. Ward! AND NOT LIKE THAT!
	Had A Crush On	Aaron -blush-
	Kissed	NOT APPLICABLE!
	Do You/ Did You/ Have You
	Have A Crush?	No, yes, and yes.
	Have A BF/GF?	No, yes, and yes.
	Love Someone?	Yes, yes, and yes.
	Smoke?	No, no, and no.
	Drink?	No, no, and yes.
	Do Drugs?	No, no, and no.
	Play Any Instruments?	No, no, and no.
	Want To Have Kids?	Yes, yes, and yes.
	Dream Of Someone Special?	Yes, yes, and uber-yes.
	Think Of Someone Special?	Yes, yes, and uber-yes.
	Ever Have Sex?	No, no, and with my hand.
	Ever Kissed Anyone?	No, no, and in my dreams.
	Ever Been Kissed	No, no, and see above.
	Ever Had A BF/GF?	No, yes, and kill me now.
	Know Somone That You Could Trust With Your Life?	Yes, yes, and I love mah mommy.
	Have Any Best Friends?	Possibly, yes, and damn I'm angry.
	Favorite
	Animal/s	I shall name them at once! LizardSnakeTigerLionCatDogSquirrelRabbitTurtle
	Food/s	Mushroom Danielle! Mmm!
	Genre/s Of Music	Classic Rock, baby! WOO HOO!
	Band/s Or Artist/s	The Beatles, Queen, ELO, CCR, and Aerosmith.
	Shoes	Flip Flops/Pumps
	Shampoo/ Conditioner	Panteen Pro-V
	Movie/s	The Princess Bride
	Book/s	Ella Enchanted
	Ice Cream	Chocolate
	Radio Station/s	Bob 107.1 and Kool 95.1
	Song/s	"I Hear You Everywhere" by Tanaka Rie and "Rockaria!" by ELO
	Album/s	Strange Magic - ELO
	Number/s	7, 13, 49
	Letter/s	S E and X
	I...
	Hate	being dysfuctional
	Love	being happy
	Like	men. A lot.
	Am Obsessed With	any and all of my fandoms (LotR, HP, Pokemon, Chobits, etc.)
	Wonder	why no one finds me attractive
	Fear	dying alone
	Regret	not being more assertive
	Wish	that these next few days would go by and the week after next would last forever
	Want	to masturbate
	Miss	my dad
	Need	love -bad *N Sync song-
	Think About	sex
	Friends
	Loudest	Er...me?
	Quietest	Connie or Amanda
	Most Appealing	Connie
	Nicest	Amanda
	Meanest	Brophy
	Most Likely To Be A Prostitute	Brophy -falls over laughing-
	Most Likely To Be A Mother	Amy
	Most Likely To Suck At Being A Parent	Not going to say
	Most Likely To Be Famous	Me
	Most Reckless	None
	Dumbest	None
	Coolest	None
	Funniest	I dunno...they're all funny
	Best	All
	Tallest	-grins- Me
	Take this Survgen survey!

[01]Name: Jamie
[02]nicknames: Joselyn and Captain Jacket -snort-
[03]city and state born in: Gainesville, Florida
[04]state you live in now: -with a hick accent- Arkansas
[05]birthdate: June 24th
[06]astrological sign: Cancer
[07]school: -paranoia-
[08]hobbies: Reading, writing, talking, laughing, surfing the net, watching the tele, hanging out with friends, collecting action figures, going to the movies, and being randomly obsessive.
[09]sports that you play/enjoy: Golf
[10]height: 5'8" bitches
[11]weight: -dies laughing- OH MY GOD! -can't breathe- -pain-
[12]shoe size: 12 and proud.
[13]right or lefty: BOTH!

{What}
1. What do you think of the way you look?: -wrinkles nose-
2. What do you think about your attitude?: I have a pretty positive attitude. Am not PERKY, though -twitch-
3. What do you think about life after death?: God I hope I go to heaven.
4. What do you think about karma?: I believe in it and everyone deserves it.
5. What do you think about love?: That it's the most wonderful thing on the earth.
6. What do you think about fate?: Fate is pre-ordained.
7. What do you think about yourself?: Feh.
8. What do you tell yourself if times get hard?: I can DO IT! HUZZAH!
9. What would you give your life for?: Family, friend, or my causes.
10. What do you think about your first love?: We had such a dysfunctional relationship.
11. What do you think about the first person that loved you?: I love my parents a lot. More than I can even put into words.
12. What are you scared of?: Falling, being surrounded by people (-hyperventilate-), death, wasps, and rejection.
13. What was the saddest moment of your life so far?: Can't name just one.
14. What would life be without friends?: I don't really know...I wouldn't laugh as much. Prom would have sucked.
15. Without family?: I. Would. Die.

{The Dream Side}
[01]Do you dream a lot at night?: -dies- Yeah
[02]Do you dream in black and white, or color?: Color, babeh!
[03]Do you remember any of your dreams?: The majority of them
[04]Where is your dream make out spot?: -dies- I don't think I've ever kissed anyone in a dream. Damn romantic side!
[05]What is your dream kiss like?: Are you even reading what I'm saying?
[06]What is your dream job?: Rockstar/Actress/Director/Writer/Producer/Rich Person/Goddess/Pirate/Witch/Warrior/Critic/Sex Toy Inventor
[07]Where is your dream house?: I don't know...India?
[08]Where is your dream vacation?: DISNEY WORLD!
[09]Do you believe that your dreams are a gateway to your soul?: Nope. Just to your subconscious. Because I have some pretty damn freaky dreams.

{Family}
[01]Parents names: Tommi and Doug. They sound like a gay couple. I was born a slasher.
[02]Do you live with both of them?: Nopers. Live with momma.
[03]Any siblings? Three: Laney, Bailey, and Sydney.
[04]Do you get along with your siblings...sibling(s)?: If we're not around each other over 24 hours!
[05]Do you get along with your parents?: Very well.

{Do You..}
[01]Do you write in a journal or diary?: I am right now.
[02]Do you keep an organizer?: I used to.
[03]Do you believe in love at first sight?: Yep.
[04]Do you believe that every person has one soul mate: Nope.
[05]Do you believe in god?: Very much so
[06]Do you believe in everyone (even the beyond helpless)?: Sadly enough.
[07]Do you believe in having a good education?: Extremely so.
[08]Do you believe in horoscopes?: I believe in astrology.
[09]Do you believe in yourself?: Sometimes
[10]Do you shower daily?: YES.
[11]Do you like this survey so far?: Not particularly. But I'm cranky.
[12]Do you like the person that sent you this?: I really don't know her, but she's extremely depressing. I hope never to talk to her. She's a bit of a bitch.
[13]Do you cry easily?: YES.
[14]Do you believe in Heaven?: Yes.
[15]Do you believe in hell?: Ditto
[16]Do you believe in reincarnation?: I don't know.

{Favorites}
[01]Favorite day of the week: Saturday
[02]Favorite ice-cream: Chocolate
[03]Favorite cookie: Chocolate chip or snickerdoodle. Or Peanut Butter. Yum.
[04]Favorite movies: -deep breath- The Princess Bride, LotR, original Star Wars trilogy, GoF, Pretty Woman, V for Vendetta, the Little Mermaid, and Aladdin.
[05]Favorite actors: Hayden Christensen (for purely sexual reasons, I assure you), Johnny Depp (for purely worshipping-his-acting-prowess reasons), and Geoffrey Rush (for purely I-FRICKIN'-LOVE-HIM reasons).
[06]Favorite actresses: Don't have one. I don't respect any actress enough. Although I quite love Natalie Portman.
[07]Favorite quote: "How happy is the blameless Vestal's lot?
The world forgetting, by the world forgot.
Eternal sunshine of the spotless mind!
Each pray'r accepted, each wish resign'd."
-Alexander Pope
[08]Favorite songs: "Rockaria!" by ELO and "i hear you everywhere" by Tanaka Rie
[09]Favorite music groups: The Beatles, Queen, ELO, CCR, and Aerosmith.
[09]Favorite music singers: I dunno. Paul McCartney. John Lennon. Huzzah.
[11]Favorite holiday: Christmas
[12]Favorite season: Autumn!
[13]Favorite colors: Purple!
[14]Favorite flowers: A rose -smiles-
[15]Favorite book: I don't really have one.
[16]Favorite school subject: -shrugs- I dunno. Drama?


{When you hear ___ you think of..}
[01]Baseball: Bat!
[02]Jeff: The Fairly OddParents! -dies-
[03]Dog: POOKY!
[04]Warm apple pie: -drool-
[05]Socks: Dumbledore!
[06]Fish: Koi!
[07]Nail: Polish!
[08]Amanda: Mah friend!
[09]Swimming: Diver
[10]Bologna: Sandwich
[11]Giant Eagle: U.S.A.
[12]A nun: Fran. -pauses- That's odd
[13]The # 69: PORNOGRAPHY! AND MASTURBATION!
[14]School: Kill me now.

{Friendships...}
[01]Who is your overall [top of the line] best friend?: I really don't know.
[02]Who is your 2nd best friend?: See above.
[03]Who is your 3rd best friend?: See above.
[04]Who is your 4th best friend?: See above.
[05]If there are anymore, you can list them here: Connie, Ashley, Amy, Ami, Ashley, Amanda, Bella, Brophy, and Dedra.

{Which of your friends...}
[01]Is the funniest: Me.
[02]Do you tell your dreams to: None of them
[03]Do you tell your fears to: None
[04]Do you go to for advice: None
[05]Have you dreamt about: None
[06]Knows everything about you: None
[07]Do you tell your secrets to: All of them
[09]Is the loudest: Me
[10]Can't you live without: -long pause-
[11]Is the most trendy: NONE!
[12]Can be the most annoying: Dedra
[13]Lives the farthest away from you: Brophy
[14]Lives closest to you: Ashley
[15]Are you most like: NONE!
[16]What do you look for in a friend?: Love, trust, honesty, and openmindedness.

{Relationships..}
[01]Boyfriend/girlfriend's name: Mr. Imaginary
[02]Crush: None
[03]Where does that special someone live?: As I said!
[04]Things you like in the opposite sex: Oh dear Lord...curly, long hair, white teeth, strong, muscular backs and thighs (-drool-), plump lips, big hands...-has melted into a pool-
[05]When was your first kiss: -shifty eyes-
[06]The most romantic thing anyone has done for you was: -sigh-
[07]Which is more important- personality or looks?: PERSONALITY! PERSONALITY! PERSONALITY! Screw looks! You can find someone who is the ugliest person in the world and have the most beautiful personality and that person can look more attractive than Brad Pitt.
[08]First boyfriend/girlfriend: Not saying

{"Creative" Questions..}
[01]If you had the choice to spin around the sun, or walk on the moon, which would you choose and why?: The moon one! You'd die if you went around the sun, dumb ass!
[02]What color do you think best describes you and why?: Purple! Unique and creative! Huzzah!
[03]If you could be doing anything right now, what would you be doing: If you have to ask, you don't know me.
[04]Would you ever share you heart completely with someone else?: Oh yes. I would love to -is misting up-
[05]Which sense could you not live without, and why?: All of them!
[06]Have you ever written on a mirror? Yes -giggle-
[07]If you could change one thing you did in the last 24 hours, what would it be and why?: Not dancing to every song at prom!
[08]Do you prefer sleeping outside beneath the night sky, or your cozy bed indoors?: The bed. Comfy!
[09]What is the most beautiful thing in the world?: Beauty is in everything.
[10]Name one person whose changed your life for the better: My ex.
[11]What can someone do to you that would turn you on fully- physically or mentally- or both?: Mentally - a debate. Physically - the list goes on.
[12]If you knew you were going to pass away within the next few days, what would be the last thing you say, and who would you say that to?: I love you to my mom.
[13]What is one thing that can make you smile no matter what mood your in?: Kevin in a bag -is smiling-
[14]If you could meet anyone, past or present, dead or alive, who would you meet and why?: John Lennon because I worship him
[15]And finally, what makes you you?: All my different sides.

I figured I might as well (even though no one reads this and the ones that do already know and/or don't care). THE PIMPAGE:


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JOIN IT! IT ROCKS! A LOT! CHA!

Huh. Well, whaddya know? I was reading this one Pottersue (a Rent crossover. Be afraid) and I decided to get an account on ff.net. Well, wehn I go to make it, it says I already have one made. So I go and type in my old password for everything and it logs me in! My user name was, and I quote, "puff-the-magic-pepsi". WOW! I haven't seen that in YEARS! I went under the profile and it said "Well, I like basketball, all types of music, my favorite food is( here's a weird one) baby bottle pops, and I like writing fan fiction. Oh yeah, the web-site I added is really cool, it's not mine but I like it."
HA! That's a side of me that none of my current friends have seen. Praise the Lord.

-wistful sigh- Brings me back to the days of Mary Sue-dom. GOD I'm glad I'm a better writer now!

linkage: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/2653155/1/
and
http://pottersues.livejournal.com/

Be amused!

Life according to Joselyn:

Subcategory: Musical Tolerance

"Freddie Mercury is god. And if you disagree, you will die. And not slowly, either. I don't mind the sight of blood. Or internal organs."

Subcategory: Speech Impediments

"GET DOWN! R...ROSCO...er...RONALD...er...RASCAL...-pauses- DEAR GOD WHAT IS HIS NAME?"

Subcategory: Common Sense

"Connie! Do you seriously think I'm going to go run around Ashley's house AND your house? There's only so far I can run when it's below 40 and I'm in the buff!"

Well...first off...going to be in the beauty pagent! Not that that's news, but still -shrugs- Haven't quite decided whether I'll be acting or singing. I'm leaning towards acting. Possibly a monologue from Sophocles' Antigone.

Second news...NAMED MY LIGHTSABER! YAY! It's name is Daisuke, which means "great help". -giggle- Almost named it "bliss child" or Sachiko, but I like Daisuke. Hehe...Daisuke...so pretty...

Third news...this.
-orgasms-

It's going to be better than porn.

Why is that?

Hayden Christensen and Jimmy Fallon in the same movie.

-goes off into another room and screams loudly-

THANK YOU GOD! YOU'VE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS! -loud scream-

-clears her throat- So...yeah...