Tig.

Well...nothing much happened. I wrote a bit. 6 Snippets. I like them "A" kind of scares me a bit. But I like it. I was all writing inspired by a story that I just...haven't read in about a year. Looking back on it, I'm not even sure if I knew who Dom or Orlando were. -laughs- I think I knew who Orlando was when I read it...but I'm not sure about Dom...I read stories...Zarah's stories...the ones about Dom...and I didn't even know who he was. It was kind of amusing that I sort of chose him as my favorite character in slash (because with Dom...there's a high chance that sex was involved) and I didn't know him. And now -clings- I luffs Dom! -dies- It's so amusing. I think I knew who Orlando was. Yeah. here was an article about him in an old magazine I had gotten...with Elijah on the cover (there was either the option of Elijah or Orlando...I had gotten Elijah) and an article with Orlando in it. I don't know how...but I recognized him...(Orlando, not Elijah...it's kinda easy to recognize Elijah) and made a comment to my mom. Jesus. I remember when we first saw Fellowship of the Ring. Jesus Christ. I was with Darin and my mom...and Darin wanted to see it...and I agreed because of Elijah (-dies laughing-) and...about Amon Hen...I remember the exact time...my mom leaned over and said to me "Doesn't that blond one look like Justin Timberlake?" I suppose I was so much of a fan girl then (-cringe-) that I took offense to it...but...not matter how much I've tried to like Orlando...no matter how pretty his hair gets...I CAN'T! I've tried! I can't like him! Damn me! -laughs- I suppose that's good. But I rant about him enough. I'm subconsciously in denial. I know I am. Because I lust after him certain points in time. Except when he pisses me off. I'm like that all the time, though. If Justin pisses me off...I don't like him -laughs- And I rant (which I've been doing). Yep...I have no idea how this whole thing started. But I'm highly amused by it.

Well...that story I was telling you about? Jess sent it to me. I couldn't figure out until the fourth story in the series that I'd read it. I remembered it just when Elijah said that Orlando had a razor. -dies- I'm off...you know...I'm so glad I had previously read that. The story was about a high Dom obsessed with Orlando's hair. Not his hair...no. His curls. Yep. Which is highly amusing seeing who I am. And I'm glad I've read it before...because the whole 'cutting-off-the-curls' business is enough to make me cry. -dies- I will be devastated if he goes the whole Justin "I'm-a-manly-man" route. -cringes- Eww. That's nasty. We want Orlando to bathe! HE IS NOT FROM GONDOR! -dies- Gondor has no baths...Gondor needs no baths. You know...it took me until I read that quote online ("Gondor has no kings. Gondor needs no kings.") that I knew Boromir said that! -dies- I'm off...I know.

Well...that's enough babbling for today. I'm sure I've completely humiliated myself already -dies-.

I think...for my stories...I'm going to make a new blog! YAY! Don't worry -hugs her blog- This is my favorite blog. The other one will just be used for stories. That is, if I actually decide to make one. Or am non-lazy (or perhaps lazy) enough to make a second.

I like the Theme from Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind. I like that soundtrack. I like it a lot. All but about two songs are very relaxing. And I love those other two songs "Mr. Blue Sky" by ELO and "Wada Na Tod"...which...I'm too lazy to find out the artist. I'm listening to the latter right now. It's all...Indian. I love it. Now it's "Mr. Blue Sky". What can I say? I can't keep away from these happy...bouncy non-relaxing songs. Aren't they wonderful? Just...make me wanna sing. I love the line "Running down the avenue, see how the sun shines brightly". Maybe that's because it was in the trailer for Eternal Sunshine...when they were running in the airport...so that Howard couldn't erase Clementine from Joel's memory. -sigh- It comes out in September. And I still haven't gotten my script back -double sigh-.

Lata Mangeshkar. That who sang "Wada Na Tod". Lata Mangeshkar.

Well...I'm only putting this on here so that I can get this picture as my quote unquote "profile picture". Yes. Isn't it special? It's a picture of a statue of Cupid and a Butterfly. In Roman myths, Cupid fell in love with a girl named Psyche. In some stories, she became the goddess of the Soul...in others...a butterfly. So...that's why he's with a butterfly. I find that so adorable. Really, really sweet. Well...that's all there is to say on that subject. Besides I really, really like this picture...and I need this link for my profile. Isn't that sad? -dies-

I am back, once again, after a day's reprive. Which means "Yeah...I forgot to post in my blog again." Oh well. You can get over it.

Well...nothing much going on today. I just...wanted to post before I go take a shower and mow...and take a shower again...and exercise...and possibly take another shower. Yeah. Boring day. But I do plan on cleaning more. So, mowing is in that catagory I suppose. I'm sick of coming home and hearing the not-so-subtle hint of "This was a perfect day to mow!"...so I'm taking it, damn it. Plus...it would be nice to frolick in the sun. For once. Well...

I only played Rune Scape today...completed a quest...bought myself a mithril scimitar. Because they're pretty -dies-.

I'm going to send that package to Jess. When I write a letter. Whenever that is. Oh well. I'll get it done before the week's end, that I swear.

Better get going. I told myself I'd get off at one. But...I had other plans -coughs- Like getting off, so -dies- Stuff gets delayed. Oh well...

I can't believe I haven't posted in three days! -can hear the loud gasp- Yes! I know! Three days! How can I survive? I don't know. Damn Rune Scape. It's all its fault. You know...I was mining for clay when I realized that I hadn't posted in here. AH'VE MISSED YOOOOOO! -dies- I have no life. That's why I'm a level 24 now...or a level 23...I dunno. I haven't checked. Can't tell anyway. Oh well.

Well...I haven't exactly tallied my birthday presents, but...from what I can see...I got

Usher's "Confessions"
Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind Soundtrack
A compliation of all of the soundtracks of the Lord of the Rings trilogy
Lord of the Rings:Fellowship of the Rings "Activity Studio"
Queen's "Greatest Hits I & II"
A Fairly Oddparents beach towel (-dies-)
A Fairly Oddparents coloring thingie (-dies again-)
Cat playing cards (don't ask)
A beautiful "Elvish Love Ring" from Jessie-ca
Nothing from Darin
A collection of all Tolkien's "Histories of Middle-Earth"
A LotR trivia game (based on the book, not the movie)
Perfumes
A manicure set
Toe socks
Arwen tin (don't ask)
Aragorn mousepad (don't ask)
Arwen and Aragorn magnet (don't ask)
A LotR magazine
"50 First Dates" (Damn it, I love Sean Astin "Watch this -flexes pecks-" "Enough with the titty dance!" -dies laughing-)
A documentary of Troy (Hopefully with Brad Pitt in it)
"Secret Window" (-licks Johnny...er...Morton- A thousand jokes out of that one...-giggle- Corn...)
Two Beatles DVDs I already had from Sarah (it's the thought that counts)

And I can't think of anything else.

Basically I've used the Arwen tin (for candy Sarah brought over), "50 First Dates", the LotR magazine, the trivia game, the ring from Jess (it's so pretty! GAH!), the coloring thingie, Queen's CD (over and over and over and over...I'm playing it now...I'm obsessed with "Killer Queen", "Bicycle Race", "Don't Stop Me Now", and "Seven Seas of Rhye" -giggles- The last one amuses me highly), Usher's CD (only a bit, though...played it twice)...and that's it -dies- Ooh...got a lobster/crab/shrimp/cheese rolls/salad dinner at Red Lobster! OOH! And I saw two movies! YAY!

Hey kids! It's time for Jamie's Movie Reviews! (Yay!) WARNING! SPOILERS AHEAD! So if you read...you'll know a bit too much about the following movies...

The Terminal. Funny. Not as funny as I expected...but funny. People laughed at some of the parts I cried. I know that feeling...to feel completely lost and rejected...and I didn't find anything amusing about certain situations. Cried. Laughed. Cried. Laughed. Ogled. Cried. Laughed. Yes...Diego Luna...is hot. It's now official. I'm not obsessed. I'm just stating the obvious. That and I now love Zoe Saldana. Love her. She was in there. Yes. I loved her. She played...er...that one...girl on Drumline and...Anna Marie (I think her name was) in Pirates of the Caribbean. The one who slapped Jack twice ("Let me guess, you didn't deserve that one either." "No...that one I deserved" "-slap- You stole my ship!" "Borrowed...borrowed your ship...with intentions of returning it" "But you didn't!" -is getting carried away-). Yes. She married Diego Luna's character...and was a Trekkie. Hehe. Was amusing. Very amusing. Tom Hanks was brilliant. Except his accent slipped once. He said "Taxi!" and...sounded like himself...he didn't use that accent. It was good though. He convinced me! -laughs- I loved it. I recommend seeing it.

The Notebook. SO FUCKING GOOD! -falls over- It was wonderful! Funny...sad...and just...wonderful. Chick flick, yes. But...there's a nekid Ryan Gosling. That makes me happy. Very happy indeed. He was in the Mickey Mouse Club, you know. He got hot...while Justin...he kinda...deflated. Yeah. And DAMN if Ryan doesn't look good nekid. No...it's not naked. It's nekid. Possibly with two k's. Not three (that's being rude). But two. No pun intended (-snicker, snicker- But). I would like James Marsden, but...he plays Cyclops. He plays Cyclops well. JAMIE HATES CYCLOPS! -kills him- Bastard. JEAN GREY BELONGS WITH WOLVERINE YOU LITTLE BITCH! -heavy breathing- Sorry...habit. Err...Well...it was a really, really good movie. On the crying list, it rates number 2. Yes. I have cried so hard this movie that it was up to number two. Only under Moulin Rouge. Because this one ended nicely. Made me happy. But I cried. Thank God for those portible tissues. But...it was awfully sad. She was all...happy while he was suffering...dad dying...and...losing her...and his best friend and -shags him- Yeah. -laughs- I'd kill to play Allie. -giggles- MULTIPLE SEX SCENES! -dies giggling- Lots of heavy kissing. Looked quite nice. He did, of course -shudders- I'd do him. -pauses- Maybe -laughs-. But all in all...great movie...go see it...if not to see a good movie, to see Ryan Gosling NEKID! It's worth the money -nods her head- Oh yeah.

Well...I suppose that's all the news I have. I'ma go back to listening to mah music and playing Rune Scape. Ta.

This isn't exactly the Sweet Sixteen I expected. Not that it was bad (except that my Happy Meals weren't Neopet Happy Meals like they were supposed to be [today is the last day for those Neopet Happy Meals]. The bastards gave us Legos -laughs-), but...it just wasn't like I pictured. I'm not the person I thought I would be when I was sixteen. Not that that's a bad thing, but just...it's strange. I wish I had a lot of really good friends, you know? It feels like only three people in this whole world know it's my birthday and that bothers me. I don't know why. I'm not complaining, just stating the way I feel.

The guilt money wasn't much. Mom suspects it's because Grandma's sick and he's saving up money for a visit down there. I hope Grandma's gonna be okay. Linda says she's acting strangely. I hope she doesn't die. Not only do I not wanna have to face a funeral with father dearest, I don't...I just don't want her to die. She's my grandma, you know? Both of my grandpa's died...and...I don't wanna lose another grandparent. I just don't. I mean...it's not like we're really close or anything...but I love her...a lot...and it would...break so many people around me...my mom...my aunt...my cousin...my uncle...my dad...I hope she's gonna be all right.

On a brighter note, my birthday did go very well. My cake is beautiful. I love it. I can't bare to cut the picture. It's pathetic. I'm listening to the Queen CD I got...it completely rocks. I like "Killer Queen", "Bicycle Race", and just...any song on the first album. The second one scares me quite a bit, but -shrugs- It's still good. "Killer Queen" was this one song I had been looking for for quite a while, so I'm happy. I got the "Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind" soundtrack. It's coming out in September. Hidalgo and Ella Enchanted are coming out in August. I wish it was sooner. Especially Ella Enchanted. I associate Queen and Ella Enchanted. It's just a habit. I also got a LotR magazine (not an official one, but a LotR themed one) which has pictures o' Merry (picture) and a bitty picture of Faramir. I pouted. My mom actually gave me a present I'd already had -giggles- It was funny. Sarah and I watched first Cry Baby then Charlie's Angels:Full Throttle. Ooh...and I was woken up just to see Usher's "Confessions". -giggles- I was tempted to lick it. I did lick the cover of "Secret Window" -giggle-. I like Joh...Morton -dies giggling- We had corn on the 21st to celebrate the release of "Secret Window". -giggle- So funny.

I liked Jess' present a lot...if not the most. She gave me this one ring that looks like the One Ring and the inscription is...er...around here somewhere...Ahh. Here.

"One ring to show our love
One ring to bind us
One ring to seal our love
And forever to entwine us."

-giggles- Entwine. -giggles- Ent wine. That's so terrible. But it's so sweet. She has one. It fits my ring finger perfectly. Hardy har har. I had to take off my Catechism ring, though. I hope momma's okay...she seemed hurt, but then she played it off. I really don't wanna hurt her feelings. I love mah momma.

I'll list a more...specific list of my birthday presents tomorrow!

Goodbye, dear Sweet Sixteen. I'm glad I turned sixteen (-giggles- and got my driver's license! YAY! It was easy...Veronica was there too) and...I had a good...quiet birthday. Not exactly what I wanted, but it'll do. I can't wait until our Red Lobster dinner. I wish Jess could come...well...I'll just...go now...savour this moment. It still is my birthday, you know. -sighs- I hate the end of this day. -sighs again- Oh well...it does come. And it is here. Only 14 minutes and it's gone. Another 365 days must pass again before I'm another year older. It's like an eternity, but like a second. I must savour it whilst I can.

Well...leaving you on that depressing note...have a good Jamie's birthday. 'Night.

IT'S MAH BIRTHDAY! WHERE ARE MY PRESENTS? -jumps around like crazy- It's mah birthday...I'm sixteen now. The big 1-6. You should be afraid. Very afraid. I got my driver's license, complete with bad photo! YAY! I'm so happy...CAKE! I HAVEN'T GOTTEN MY CAKE! AH WANT MAH CAKE! -starts chanting "Cake, cake, cake, cake" over and over and over again- YAY! Mah birfday! So happy. -jumps around like a weird person- Don't worry...more details later...after I've gotten Jessica's present.

THIS SONG WON'T GO AWAY! -crawls into a little ball and rocks back and forth- GAH! This song...is...evil...puuuuuuuure evil..."Frontin'" by Pharrell featuring Jay-Z...God damn you Pharrell! GAH!

You know...there is just...so much news. In Rune Scape, I was walking around...and this guy came up behind me...and started asking me if I was female. I didn't know if he was talking to me or not, seeing as there are lots of females around, you know? And he proceeded to accuse me of being a transvestite, following me around telling me I should die. Isn't that lovely? Well...his screenname was "Skelly3", so kill him. I plan on it. And...speaking of asshats (using Darin's phrasing, of course), the potion maker dude says to make a strength potion, you need two things. Now I have one of them...all I needed was some red spider eggs. Well...this one guy was selling them and I said that I'd have one. He said 50 a piece and I tried to bargain and he wouldn't budge. I was okay with that and just went on and proceeded to trade with him so I could get one. I had 75 with me and I offered 50...and that jerk off was trying to sell me 40! Hell no. I'm not paying 2000 for a fucking strength potion! So I told the fucker off (not really, but said something about only wanting to buy one "bloody egg") and walked off. Turns out...he's a level 71. Damn him. I am going to smite him down one of these days. Name's "Hells Fury49"...injure him. Kill him. Tell him it's or "orlabossa". That'd make me happy. Very happy...I'd love you forever.

I can't think of anything else besides the fact that...MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW! WRAP YOUR PRESENTS AND PUT ON THAT FAKE SMILE OR I'LL...pain...lots...of pain.

Jessica hasn't posted a comment yet! -more pouting- POST A COMMENT, JESS! -pouts even more- I feel so...-sniff, sniff- UNLUFFED! -bursts into a fit of fake tears-

GAH! -jumps around like an idiot- I like the new chapter in Zaen's story! JOSHTIN LOVE! -squeals loudly- Chapter 17...it's about God damn time they did something. -dies- I don't know if it's considered a kiss though since they were both kinda...high and...Joshie fell asleep...but he did call him 'Baby'! -loud squeal- Now all they need to do is have sex! -cow- I'm all happy. I've been waiting for this chapter for a while. While I don't like the fact that they got high...I like the fact that it rained whilst they were high and they got nekid. Makes me happy. -dies- I'm pathetic. God I love Zaen's stories...they fucking rock. I'm just so happy now! YAY! Happiness!

Well...I suppose I should get to the cleaning. Yeah. After I play Rune Scape!

(One more day until my birthday...wrap those presents, people!)

Rune Scape that is. I'm not now because Darin logged off. So I got bored and I logged off. Because if I move too far away, Darin won't be there so -shrugs- I quit playing. Oh well...didn't wanna play anyway -sniff-. No...but I really don't need to be playing after 7...neglecting Jess and everything. So...ah'm bored so I'ma be rambling and babbling on like crazy.

Speaking of babbling, Zaen needs to post her new chapters. And the Joshtin need to do something besides CUDDLE! Kiss or something! I didn't say it needed to be open-mouthed, but I would like them to hook up. After sixteen bloody chapters, I think I deserve as much. But I doubt I'm gonna get it. -pout- Oh well...I enjoy the sexual tension and "manly hugging" anyway.

-yawn- I'm tired. Don't know why, but I am.

I wanna know what Jessica's present is, damn it! I NEED TO KNOW! -heavy breathing-

I wonder what father dearest put in my letter. You don't think it's anthrax, do you?

It needs to be my birthday, damn it. It just does. And the house needs to be clean. Really clean. Miraculously clean. If I misspelled that, ignore it.

-sigh- I think I'ma play Rune Scape again. -double sigh-

...is nerve racking. You see...since Sarah's coming over...I decided "Why not finish off the bathroom painting?" So I went and looked for the sponge. Couldn't find it. So I took one of the lufahs that my mom didn't use (it hadn't even been opened) took a bowl and got the paint and put some water in it like last time. I had a bright idea and got those...little...bendy...furry thingies...PIPE CLEANERS! Yeah! I got those and I did the sides of the wall, then I took the lufah and did the rest. It looked...okay...but when I checked back on it...it had cracked. I freaked, but...it did have a cool effect so I wasn't greatly complaining. When mom got home...she wished we had that all over the walls. It was funny

Oh and...good news. The person who did the screenplay for the 2004 "Stepford Wives" is a Lord of the Rings freak. Check out the website and look under Walter's profile. I'd tell you what also confirmed that, but...Jess is reading and I refuse for her to find out before she sees the movie. It's fucking hilarious...

Um...I'm all freaked out. Tomorrow...I'ma have to clean my little arse off. Really. I have it all planned out. Living room, kitchen, bathroom, computer room (and if time), the cat's room. Oi vey. I'ma not even get done with the kitchen. Oh well...I'll stuff the junk in the closet! YAY! Good plan! -dies-

I got Jess' package today -feels of Jess' package- Ooh...manly man indeed. -snicker- No...but I got her present in today. And father dearest's card. Ooh...maybe he put more money in it! YAY! Guilt money agrees with me.

I wish Shelli and Dedra had a computer and the internet. I only have two people who read this (Darin and Jessica) and as much as I love them...I want more. -dies- Shelli would accept my slash obsession...as would Dedra...because they know I'm really strange beyond repair and that would only add to it. Hehe.

You know...those Neopet Happy Meals? I've gotten three of them. Out of 109 options for toys, I've gotten (in a row) a yellow Grundo, an orange Shoyru, and a red Yurble. Not to mention the trading cards 'Shadow Aisha' 'Bearog', and 'Mootix Launcher'. I'm a big geek. I know it. Oh well. The website's addictive. My favorite Neopet is a Zafara. I love 'em. By the way, my neopet screenname is puffthemagicpepsi, just in case you wanna add me to your friends list. I don't mind being your friend. Just don't ask for stuff. I don't have very much money. Not. But I'm not exactly the richest person in Neopia, if you know what I'm saying.

I played Rune Scape with Darin and his friend Josh. Josh is a level 59. Josh is experienced. Josh has money. Josh gave money to Jamie. Jamie likes Josh. -dies- I'm so weird. But anyway...I had fun...we got to go kill monks and I got to be the typical damsel in distress as I always am. -sighs- Living to the stereotype. Oh well...I don't wanna die again, personally. But that's just me.

God damn it, I can't wait until my birthday! I WANNA OPEN JESSICA'S PRESENTS! -twitch- Gah.

Speaking of twitching, I read this obviously false rumor on the internet today. I swear to God I laughed so hard that I about fell out of my chair. It was almost as funny as the "Bloom has a weird throat-clearing fetish." "And this as well -hands him the wig-" thing last night. Hayden and Beyonce meeting at her new movie and quote unquote "swapping spit" and "clothes flying". -rolls- Dear LORD! -is in pain- It's not the thought of Beyonce and Hayden (which is preposterous since Beyonce has a boyfriend), it's just that...I can't picture them "swapping spit" as the article said and just...ripping their clothes off of each other like wild animals -is in pain- Oh God...that wording...

I wish Shelli'd call. I miss talking to her. Not to mention it'd be nice to have her say 'Happy Birthday'. Hehe. I'm off. But I miss her like wild. Damn me. I'm growing attached.

Well...that's pretty much all I have to say for right now. Gimme an hour, maybe two, and I should post back...because I'm obsessive.

WAIT! I FOUND SOMETHING! Check out the updates! I have the "Quote O' the Moment", vital "stats", "Eye Candy O' The Moment" and "Movie O' the Moment". And if anyone has any suggestions about any more questions I should answer under "stats"...comment on it and say what I should put. I ran out of ideas. Lord...I almost put eyes. -shakes her head- Well...I'll be seeing you. Because...I know where you sleep. I am the monster under your bed. And yes...I am...right behind you. HA! MADE ME LOOK!

Hehe. He looks like Will Turner. -giggle, giggle- He's all...Muskateer-like. LOOK AT THE FEATHER! IT'S THE ATTACK OF THE FEATHER! -dies giggling like wild- I love Keira Knightley. Her and the Cupcake. Their commentary was priceless. Sounded like a PG rated Darin 'n Jamie conversation. Because our conversations are definately not PG rated. -giggle, giggle- God, I love Darin. -dies giggling- But isn't he adorable? -points to the picture- Absolutely adorable. I luffs it.

Well...it's the third day for posting in this blog. You know...for a second there (after the first post) I thought "What am I doing? I'm just going to forget about this blog after a day!" Bah! A day! Well...I hope I keep up with this blog. I like it alot. I'm quite proud of myself. As I've stated about...oh...a million times.

Well...Sarah's coming over on my birthday (which means Thursday) which means muy cleaning. Gah...I'm just stalling! Stalling and stalling.

Saw ADIDAS again. They claim it's ADLIDAS (You know, All Day Long I Dream About Sex), but I still call it ADIDAS. They'd probably get a law suit from Adidas the shoe company if they kept it that way, though. Oh well. Screw them. I still love that video. I was annoyed though, because the Quicktime version was .5 seconds behind what JC was saying so...when it said...say 'rockstar', he'd be on the end of it. It quite bothered me. So I did the Windows Media Player version. It was crisp and clear. Made me happy. And that sparked a JC-listening marathon. Damn it. -laughs- I almost typed 'marathong'. We know what's on my mind. Yes we do.

I'm having to take my driver's test Thursday. I'm so bloody NERVOUS! -twitch- Not much else to say about that then that, but just...-twitch- Gah.

No one's called me today...I feel so unloved.

Good Lord this room is so unclean that it should be against the law. I'm glad it's not, though. There'd be a big ass fine slapped on my ass. -pauses- Maybe that wouldn't be such a bad thing -laughs-

You know...Sunday I got done reading "The Stepford Wives". It was depressing. But good. I'm so glad that the movie was different. I think Matthew Brodrick would be dead if Walter was like he was in the book. Disgusted me. Little creepy bastards. -kick- Pissed me off. I much preferred how the movie went. 'Twas funny. And yeah...as you can guess...in the book, they got her. It was like...really depressing. I don't know if they killed her or not, but it sure sounded like they did. She ran away and the only way the men could convince her that the women weren't robots was for one of them to bleed. So they took her to Bobbie's house. Loud rock music was playing and Bobbie had a butcher knife. I don't think she made it out alive. -sighs- So sad what our society is and has become. I mean, if you think about it, the most beautiful women 40...50 years ago would be considered overweight in ours. The world only seems to want sticks. Stick women. I am so...not attracted to stick women. It's just...nasty. Perfection is highly overrated. It's...it's so easily predicted. I prefer something that's just...mysterious, you know? Can't keep the fire alive without mystery. Perfection is just...really overrated.

I wonder when Ella Enchanted is gonna come out on video...

WE LOVE YOU PRINCE CHAR!

Hehe...I like "Something Special" -girlish giggle- Damn that man.

I know I'm going all...post crazy today, but I was flipping through my pictures and I found this one, sighed, and decided to post it. It's of Psyche and Cupid. Their tale is one of my favorites, not to mention Cupid (or Eros) is my favorite god. The story really touched my heart when I read it and...I've become obsessed with it. This picture, I feel, does justice to the beauty that is the myth. It brings tears to my eyes just looking at it. Just beautiful. They both look like they're so in love with each other. -smiles- And that just brightens my day. (To read the story go to the Encyclopedia Mythica)

You know that site? The Tig one? -growls- It's a fucking plug for a movie! I am PISSED! -kicks the person- That's so mean! That person should have left it open for Lord of the Rings/Dominic fans to create their own Tig website! WITH THE OFFICIAL RULES! Mark my words, I'ma buy that website and make it right! With the help of Darin -coughs loudly because she can't HTML worth a flip-

OH MY GOD! SOMEONE MADE A TIG WEBSITE! GAH! IT'S MY NEW FAVORITE WEBSITE! -orgasm- GAH! GAH! GAH! -cow- GOD BLESS THAT PERSON! -hugs him/her- GAH!

Ahh...blogging...isn't it wonderful? I can't bloody well stop writing and...I don't care. I'm a blogger. I feel very special.

I don't know any other bloggers. Everyone I know who has a journal is a Live or Deadjournal member. I don't consider that blogging. Makes my heart swell with pride. Again -dies-. I'm one of the elite. Oh God. Watch me post a bloody story about blogging. Damn me.

Speaking of that...I need to update my "Linkage" category. Rune Scape. DAMN YOU, DARIN! IT'S ALL YOUR FAULT! I am so utterly addicted to that game. Damn him. And just in case you're a member, my names are "domlando" and "orlabossa". Add me. I need as many friends as I can get.

You know...I quite enjoy Rune Scape. Really boosts my ego. Seeing as the game is made up of mostly men and that my characters are...erm...more scantily clad than most, I get compliments. -giggles- Not that I don't mind compliments. There was this one guy who just...I was looking at him because he scared me -laughs- All wearing only black and having a mask on and a mace. He was freaky. And he said "Hey babe. Lookin' good." I about fell out of my seat laughing. And...everyone's so fucking nice to me! I LOVE IT! I'm all spoiled! Every male I've met except for the one annoying wizard guy who killed me and the "Stand and Deliver!" guy who just...creeps me out, have been all polite. I don't like to fight. I don't. I'm a fucking damsel in distress. It's awful. I'm just so stereotypical. But...I am scared to death to fight. I'm just...God awful at it. I have no idea how orlabossa got to level 5. She quite accells at Wood Cutting (She's a lumberjack and she's okay. She sleeps at night and works all day.), Fire Making, and Cooking. Not to mention Prayer. To advance in Prayer you have to pick up the bones that are left behind when something dies and bury them. Sometimes a zombie pops out. Zombies, bad. -laughs- But it's just...completely addictive. I luffs it. And that's Jamie's random blog (number 4) of the day!

I am so proud of myself! LOOK! It's all...picture! PICTURE! -cow- I can't believe I did that! -cow- PICTURE! I am so proud of myself! -dies-

Oh and...disregard the little rant below -coughs- Reading through it...I feel a wee bit stupid. -coughs- Poor guy...it's bad enough having rabid fangirls after him without having me on his tail. Oh well...he'll get wiser when he's older. -pauses- But he's no Johnny Depp, so I won't even think of comparing them. Bad Jamie.

Ooh...and Happy Really Belated Birthday to Sir Paul McCartney, who is now, ironically enough, 64. Yes. I found it funny, too.

This is the picture that's going to be on my cake. Idn't it special? Yeah...this is what I was talking about a post or two down. 

GAH! I REMEMBERED WHAT I WANTED TO DO BEFORE THE PICTURE THING! Gah...how stuff just...dawns on you...smacks you right in the face. I feel like an asshat. Excuse the Darin phrasing, please.

Not really, but I'm gonna whine about it anyway. I'm actually quite pleased with my blog. I can't think of anything to do with it, so I'm happy. But at the same time...highly disturbed. I WANT TO CHANGE MORE OF IT! GAH! -control freak spasm-

Well...I picked out what I want on my birthday cake. Even though I wanted the Wenham arse picture and there's going to be no one eating the cake but my mother and I, I'm picking a picture of the Silmaril Trees by...somebody with the last name of Garland. His stuff's really good. It's my background. I'd post the picture if I knew how to. -gasps- THAT'S MY NEW PROJECT! Talleyho! I'm off to it!

Well...this is my new blog I suppose. I don't really think I've ever had an official blog, but -shrugs-. My Deadjournal wasn't really an official blog more than it was and still is today a big rambling thing. Not that I don't plan on rambling, but, I think I've matured just a bit. Enough to learn a bit of HTML at least. I'm quite proud of what I've done so far and of what I'm going to continue to do. It may not seem like much to the majority, but I'm quite proud of myself. HTML isn't something I use. I'm kinda a non-HTML sorta person. I like it and I know it's quite good, but I'm not good at using it. Changing the colors on it made me feel good. So I'm proud.

Well...what's there to say about me? I'm Jamie. I um...I wrote this entry! Yay! Aren't I special? Well...I suppose the word Orlabossa must be explained. I was talking to my friend Darin one day and we were just saying random slash pairings and the word "Orlabossa" came out. As in...Orlando Bloom/Captain Barbossa (it wasn't me who said it, you can be assured) and I've been saying it ever since. I'm not really all that big of an Orlando Bloom fan, despite half of the world's opinion. I think he looks rather nice at times, but the majority of the time I find myself complaining and whining about him. The fact that his part in "Troy" was written so terribly doesn't help his case either. I hate Paris. I HATE him. Absolutely. He pisses me off. I have never liked him. He has always been read to me as a big lazy, cowardly, stupid, foolish, idiotic jerk so imagine me going to see "Troy" and...Paris is nice. WTF? And HELEN'S BAD! Do you see anything wrong with that scenario? I DO! I hated that Helen. Loathed her. Not only was Diane Krugar the COMPLETELY wrong person to play Helen, the most beautiful being in the world, but I hated the character. She was a selfish little whore! I have never ever pictured Helen like that. I have never hated her. I've been upset with her but just GAH! I want to grab her by the hair, rip it out, and slam her face first into walls! GAH! -hits something- I'm okay now. Woo. Rant. I should have felt that one. It was strong.

But...um...yeah. I have many complaints about Mr. Bloom. I think my loathing started when (before I was a LotR fan -cringes-), my mom and I saw FotR. Yeah. I went for Elijah (-another cringe-). But...it was at the end of the movie...at Amon Hen...my mom poked me and pointed to Orlando and went "Doesn't that blond guy look like Justin Timberlake?". Never liked the boy since. I've tried! I have! He seems like a nice enough person, but I can't like him! Can't! It's humanly impossible! It's just because...of that really. I have complaints though -laughs- Captain Obvious moment, I know. Legolas may be Captain Obvious, but I am Captain Obvious Jr., savvy? -laughs- But...one thing...is that...I've read some stuff about him wanting to take the road like Johnny Depp and Brad Pitt (???) did and not try and be a heartthrob. Oh yeah. He's playing Paris because he's sooooooooooooo deep. Cha. As if. And since when did Brad Pitt take the "non-heartthrob" road? I mean...I haven't exactly followed his career, but just...Good Lord. -shakes her head- I like Orlando well enough, I suppose, but no one seems to really understand my rants about him. Because they're too busy looking at his picture -big sigh-. Oh well...

-smiles- I really like Dominic Monaghan, though. Luffs him. He plays Merry, who's my favorite character in the Lord of the Rings. I think I'ma end up posting the priceless Dom moments from the cast commentary. And the rules of Tig. Can't live without Tig. -laughs- I know that link doesn't work, but if you've watched the EE:FotR commentary, you'll know what I'm talking about. Well...I'm just having a cow with all the...thingies. I luffs weblinks. They rock! -giggle- Ooh...and speaking of weblinks. I luffs this site. Check out her new story. It fucking rocks. Ooh! ANOTHER LINK! Watch ADIDAS. Love ADIDAS. Worship ADIDAS.