Tig.

THIS SONG WON'T GO AWAY! -crawls into a little ball and rocks back and forth- GAH! This song...is...evil...puuuuuuuure evil..."Frontin'" by Pharrell featuring Jay-Z...God damn you Pharrell! GAH!

You know...there is just...so much news. In Rune Scape, I was walking around...and this guy came up behind me...and started asking me if I was female. I didn't know if he was talking to me or not, seeing as there are lots of females around, you know? And he proceeded to accuse me of being a transvestite, following me around telling me I should die. Isn't that lovely? Well...his screenname was "Skelly3", so kill him. I plan on it. And...speaking of asshats (using Darin's phrasing, of course), the potion maker dude says to make a strength potion, you need two things. Now I have one of them...all I needed was some red spider eggs. Well...this one guy was selling them and I said that I'd have one. He said 50 a piece and I tried to bargain and he wouldn't budge. I was okay with that and just went on and proceeded to trade with him so I could get one. I had 75 with me and I offered 50...and that jerk off was trying to sell me 40! Hell no. I'm not paying 2000 for a fucking strength potion! So I told the fucker off (not really, but said something about only wanting to buy one "bloody egg") and walked off. Turns out...he's a level 71. Damn him. I am going to smite him down one of these days. Name's "Hells Fury49"...injure him. Kill him. Tell him it's or "orlabossa". That'd make me happy. Very happy...I'd love you forever.

I can't think of anything else besides the fact that...MY BIRTHDAY IS TOMORROW! WRAP YOUR PRESENTS AND PUT ON THAT FAKE SMILE OR I'LL...pain...lots...of pain.