Tig.

The word purple sounds sexy coming out of his mouth. Yes. It's official. Dominic sounds fucking SEXY saying "Purple"...not to mention looked good...I love "I Love 90s". Dominic...looks beyond good. Maybe I'm just a horny bastard...but -shudders- Gah...fucking sexy -licks him- I've never been more attracted...

That's really, really sad...

 
God I want a tape recorder...

...all these different blogs and I've come to one conclusion. The majority of the people who blog are really very intreguing. That minority, that is, refers to the Canadian Conservative. Heh.

I was searching...I got bored so on Yahoo! Search I found this. It has all sorts of different types of blogs. Including porn blogs. Yes. Porn blogs. And one that was from My Naughty Diary.com...-is afraid- That woman...said something that Darin did...I'M AFRAID! -dies-

Um...this...painful laughter...painful laughter...oh my GOD! -dies laughing-

Which leads to this...I'm going to be up all night watching these -is dying giggling-

This is the journal that I got those from. FoxTrot. Gotta love it! -dies-

Yes...for quite a long time on Rune Scape I had wanted a kitten. I've seen all the adorable ones around...but could never find my own. Then finally, after finishing the Gertrude's Cat quest, she gave me one. She was adorable. Black, with matching eyes and a little red collar. I named her Keke. Only because that's the only thing that could come to mind. I never really named her. She was gone too quickly for that. After going leaving Gertrude's with another cooking level and high hopes, I headed to Catherby to raise my fishing level. One more level and I can catch swordfish! What's next? Sharks! Well...as I was fishing, I started walking...and all of the sudden Keke disappeared! I was like...she's stuck somewhere again, so I logged out. But she wasn't in my inventory. I switched worlds. Not there either. So I ran back to Gertrude's. I was talking to a friend along the way who had done the Gertrude's Cat quest and asked him about it. He said that if you fill your inventory, it'll run off. I asked if she'd come back. After a long silence, he said no. I weeped inner tears and I went to Gertrude. She said she'd give me another cat for 100 gold. I rushed to the bank, joyous to get one back. I prayed for a black one like Keke. But I didn't get one. Instead I got an orange cat. I was disappointed, but I was happy. No...this cat wouldn't replace Keke...but I would love it just as much. As we walked, the cat and I, I watched it. It looked like a man. Not just any man. A manly man. I immediately decided to name it Char. And there we go. The story of a kitten long gone, and a prince newly found. Thank you -bows-

I love Char, though. He's adorable. It's sad how attached I'm getting to digital creatures, I know. But I was really excited to have Keke. I'd wanted a kitten for such a long time, that when I got one, I didn't think about the consequences. I know Keke's out there, searching for fish in Catherby. I hope she's happy -sniff- -dies- I loved her a lot. Her name has come from Meow Meow's nickname, since if you say 'Kitty, kitty", after a while it sounds like 'Keke'. Not 'Kiki'...'Keke'. I can't explain it. You have to hear me say it to understand it. I suppose it's like...Kiki is "Keykey" and Keke...well...the "ee" sound is held out a bit longer, I suppose. I dunno. You just have to hear me say it. Well -sniffs- I thought I'd record that thought. And...in the meantime...I have pictures of Char and me! YAY! I figured I'd keep them, just in case I raised him into a cat and sold him for 100 blood runes. Probably will...just to get another. Gertrude won't let me have more than one. For good reason, I suppose. But I'm happy with Char. And I'm going to throw away Keke's favorite ball of wool. She loved it so. As does Char. Char loves his ball of wool. -sniffs- And his sardines! -bursts into tears- -dies giggling- Well...I'm fine...just...feel bad that I was that stupid and lost Keke. I really liked her. Even though she was digital, she has a place in my heart. -sniff- -dies- Oh well...-sigh- We learn from our mistakes, even though we may not like them. Imagine what would happen if I didn't go fishing right then...and I did it after I had grown attached to Keke? I mean...really attached. I would be heartbroken. Sobbing even. My poor Keke. Oh well. As I said, she's digitally catching fish. -sigh- I'm so odd.

My life is boring. Yep. Big news. -dies- It is. I need to travel. I'm sick of staying in the same place. I've been here too long...I can feel that feeling again...you know...the one that whispers in your ear...telling you of far off places...of better places...of bright colors...and foreign adventures...I've been here too long...I need to move. I need to do something besides stay here...stay here and do the same old routine...I don't know how all of this came...it just...it's here. I don't think I've ever really felt it...because I've never stayed in the same place for very long...Florida...two weeks...Georgia...two years...Missouri...four years...and I've been in Arkansas for the rest...but not one place..nooooo...all over Arkansas...Hope...two years...Spring Hill...three years...Lockesburg...four years...Oh God...I'm reaching the five year mark...that's why this is happening...I need to move! God...I've never stayed in one place for five years...nor do I want to...I want to GO! I want to move...some place else. Some other state...some other country...some other time zone, please God...I wanna move. I don't understand why...maybe...at least towns. Let me move to a different town...four years...God...I've been here four years...I wanna go back to Missouri...-sighs- I've been in Arkansas for...oh my God...9 years...I've lived here 9 years...I wanna go...just...wanna leave. See something new...go out of the country...I haven't traveled in so long...it's been too long...I just...wanna pack up the truck and drive...drive wherever he takes me...let myself go...just...be free...go to the places that I don't know...take a map and drive all day...14...15...16 hours...I just...wanna go. I'm sick of the same place...I'm sick of it...I know everything around here...I know most of the people...most of everything...if not all of everything... I don't know where this post is coming from...and it's not exactly a negative post...it's more of...I'm having a craving...I feel boring...I don't want to be boring...I wanna go somewhere else...meet more people...find more cultures...more open-minded people...I wanna find different races...different thoughts...different minds...different colors...different smells...I know everything around here...it's safe...and as much as I love security...I need to push myself out there...I need to find something new. Some place dangerous...full of everything new...somewhere exotic...but maybe just exotic to me... Some place bigger...maybe one smaller...probably bigger...small towns drive me crazy...I don't like having just to walk somewhere to get there...I like a big city. Some place that winds for miles...but not...extremely big...just big enough to where the crime rate is down and the people are still nice...but I down Gainesville was ever like that...nor ever is going to be. I want to go, though...there are so many people...that don't understand why I like to travel...but the world is beautiful...and it's not fair for me to be stuck in one place in the world...I should be able to see it...I wanna go...I wanna go to Spain...India...Ireland...England...Portugal...Brazil...Scotland...New Zealand...Puerto Rico...Cuba...China...God...I bet they're beautiful...so many different voices...and people...and sights to be seen. And it kills me that I'm not there. That I'm stuck here...where I know everything...where the colors grow duller and duller in my eyes...and where everything becomes bland and grey...the excitement gone and my eyes grow dim...the sounds are all the same...always will be...have been...everything's the same...I need to go...I wonder what India looks like in winter...what Spain looks like in March...Ireland would probably be beautiful in fall...all of its green turning to light browns...and soft, but blunt yellows and dark browns...It's probably beautiful...I want to go to Maine...to Washington...deep inside of Canada...back down into Mexico...Guatemala...the Caribbean...I wonder what Port Royale really looks like...I wish I could go to Whitby...to Jamaica...I want to sail...I wonder if I'd get sea-sick...I doubt it...but...I'd want to try...try everything...I want to visit...all of the continents...even Antarctica...every ocean...I want to travel...see the Black Sea...the Red Sea...the Dead Sea...the Mediterranean Sea... Egypt...God I wonder if Cairo would be as pretty as I think it would...Djibouti...hehe...I wanna go there too! I want to visit a cape...Cape Cod...Cape Verde...Cape...everything! The Bahamas...the Dominican Republic...Trinidad...Barbados...hehe...Dominica. ANYTHING WITH THE WORLD DOMINIC IN IT! -giggles- I wanna go to. Isla de Margarita...I wonder if they'd sell alcohol...California...to Knott's berry farm...to San Francisco...Germany...Greece...Rome...God...Belgium...Norway... Sweden...Switzerland...God...all those places...they'd be wonderful...hell...I want to go somewhere in country...I don't care where...just not...not Arkansas...somewhere I haven't been...somewhere new...God, let me go there...I've been here too long...I've worn out my welcome...in this state...this region...possibly even in this country...they've worn out my welcome...I want to go...to be free...
 
You'll have to ignore this post...it's for myself...to let my mind go free...and it did...and I feel much better now...I still really wish I could go...But I suppose I could be worse off...I could actually want to stay here. God...that would be awful...
 
Well...good night everyone...sleep tight...sweet dreams...and remember...whoever you are out there...no matter who you are...my thoughts are with you...

Well...I feel asleep at about 3 last night. Was awakened at 5:30. Yes. Mother dearest left a window open and Meow Meow got out. Luckily, after some thirty minutes of tracking her down and watching her...I stepped close to her...put my flashlight down...and she came to me. It was strange. Momma was like "Hold her tight. Don't let her go." But she wasn't struggling. Not until Momma got close, that is -dies- I found that amusing. Momma thinks she came to me because of the quote unquote "bond [we] made when she first came into the house". I think it's because she doesn't like the flashlights and I didn't have one with me. -dies- It was funny...while out there...I was sweet talking the whole time, even when I was talking to Mom. -dies- "Oh...I hope that's a cricket on the wall and not a cockroach. Oh, it's a cockroach. Die cockroach, die!" all in a little sing-song voice. I find that very amusing. I didn't kill the roach. Just scared the shit out of it. Anyway...Meow is back inside...and...I thought I'd want to kill her...but I'm just extremely relieved that she's back.
 
DARIN'S BACK ON THE COMPUTER! -dances around like a wild man- YAY! -dies- We're discussing "I Love The 90s" and a mutual hate for Michael Ian Black. Yeah...the annoying guy with the round head. -dies- And how we both like Hal Sparks. -dies giggling- Ahh...so...everything is good today. And that makes me happy. Now onto Rune Scape!

I haven't cried that hard while watching that movie...ever...I mean it was hysterical sobbing. Whilst watching RotK. I mean just...God...when Theoden died it was downhill for there...and I thought Eowyn's sobbing was pathetic. Mine was worse than hers. Because I kept having this flash in the back of my mind of how it went in the book. I could see Theoden telling Merry to say something to Eowyn...and Merry looked over and Eowyn was lying right next to him...practically dead and he didn't have the heart to tell Theoden what he saw. I bawled so hard that my nose and my eyes hurt. And...I cried at the Denethor saying he'd rather Faramir be dead...I cried at the Sam being rejected...at Aragorn getting Anduril...even though I was making bad penis jokes "Whip that thing out, Elrond!"...at the end...of course the whole battle of Pelennor Fields...and...my eyes watered like wild when Merry cried at the Grey Havens and when Gimli said "I never thought I'd die next to an elf." "How about next to a friend?" "Aye...that I'll do." I had to fan my eyes both times to keep from crying. It was just...hysterics. Oh...and the bonus thingies sucked...all it was was a documentary (a very short...about three minutes) about how they couldn't use real horses so they made their own fake ones. Lord. -dies giggling- Oh...and I started just hysteric bawling at the extreme end. It just...hit me...it's over. It's all over. The movie...LotR...the Fellowship...it really is over...and it hit me in the theaters...but not as hard as it hit me today. Yeah...it was a big emotion-fest...felt nice crying, though...I haven't cried in about a day or two and I was getting emotionally blocked. -giggles- Well...gotta go...it's about 4:05...and I've got to get to sleep. Buh-bye.
 
Oh and...just a reminder to myself. PASSWORD CHANGED! Hint should be known.

"Jewel had a poetry book and I picked that thing up and every other poem was about her bosoms." JC sounded disturbed. Extremely disturbed. Hehe...poor JC. Having to read something about Jewel's bosoms. Even more importantly...about bosoms in general. Speaking of bosoms...I feel a quote coming on. "'Mmm...bosom.' 'Did I say bosom?' '-nods head, closing eyes, biting lower lip- Yeah.'" I love Dom...have I ever said how much I love him.
 
Rum? "But why's the rum gone?" -dies- Flavoured rum. We don't need any...flavoured rum! Some...water-logged...vanilla extract flavoured...diluted rum! We need rum! Normal rum! Brown and thick...and...liver-rotting! No clear rum! Clear rum is for the wussies and the people with good breath. Who really needs that? We don't need any God damn flavoured rum, savvy? -had her moment of the day-
 
Why do I have the feeling that all of today's entries are going to fill up the whole blog?
 
-long pause-
 
 
 
-shrugs- Who cares? It's not like...
 
-another long pause-
 
I don't know what it's like, but I'm filling up the whole God damn blog with my ramblings! That's why I got this God damned blog! So there! Bitch! -dies-
 
I love Silent Bob...Jay is a bastard...but I like Silent Bob. So *bleep* my *bleep*, you ass****! -dies laughing- God...that amuses me. With the word 'asshole', people bleep the word 'hole' and not the word 'ass' which, in truth, is the real offensive word, not hole. -laughs- If they do that...why don't they say 'butt****'. It makes no sense. I agree with George Carlin. This censorship method makes no fucking sense. I mean...it's like he says...you can say the word...you can print the word as long as it's like...'f@&k' or 'f**k'...which still imprints the word in your mind...so it's like...just say the word! It's not like it's not already there! What's the difference? If you're going to censor the word...completely censor it or don't censor it at all. Because the medium censoring we're doing...well...lemme clue you in, people at the censoring place (-dies-)...WE KNOW WHAT THEY'RE SAYING? -gasps- How we know that Jay-Z is saying 'bitch' when he says 'b*tch'...we will never know...
 
AHH! I love Dave Nevarro even more now! He sang "Barbie Girl"! He fucking rocks! -dies- Admitted to having "Barbie Girl" on his Ipod.
 
"I'm a Ken guy...I have no penis!" -dies laughing- Hehe...it's that Hal Sparks guy. He fucking rocks...not as much as Dave Nevarro, but still!
 
-dies laughing- "I would never let a woman kick my ass. If she tried anything, I'd be like 'Hey! You get your bitch ass back in the kitchen and make me some pie!'" -dies laughing- That is the only amusing South Park line I've ever heard.
 
-even more laughter- "Is that Furby your friend or a double-crossing little bastard?" -is in pain- This is so fucking funny! -is in pain- Darin was all amused by what Dom says...but the whole thing is fucking funny!
 
"A 'friend' of mine told me that he [took Viagra] and he had this erection that was so hard and relentless that he felt like a lesbian with a strap-on."
 
You see what I'm talking about? IT'S PRICELESS SHIT! -is in pain-
 
You know...every time I see the word "Armageddon"...I see "Arma-get-it-on". -dies laughing-

Ooh...and the whole "Ben Affleck and Liv Tyler in movies together" makes sense now. I forgot they were in Armageddon together -dies-.
 
"Don't wanna fall asleep 'cause a big rock will hit the earth and then we'll all die. -is in pain laughing- So fucking funny. SO FUCKING HILARIOUS! -is dying laughing-
 
I know this isn't making any sense...but you'll have to excuse me. I'm so amused that it's not funny.
 
Who the hell is Rachael Harris? I'm confused...
 
And who really wants another Partridge Family? Seriously? Who does? And what drugs are you on?

Those are the questions of life...

"Austin Powers is like a breath of fresh air." Since when...did Dominic watch Austin Powers. I mean...it'd make sense. -giggles- It would...but still...i'ts just...I don't know. I can't picture it. -pauses- Yes I could -laughs- I'd like to hear him sing the "Hello Mazha, Hello Fahza". And, as he does in the movie, the "Shh" thing with Scottie. Not "Scottie Don't". -giggles- Just the "Shh" thing. I love Austin Powers. I pity anyone that hasn't seen those movies, because I love them. They're hilarious. "I've got me a Mormon!" -dies laughing- I'm sorry...that was really...off...just...extrememly off.
 
You know...I don't like that one guy. The one with the round head...and the black hair and just...is so sarcastic that it's beyond funny. It's annoying. He's a little bastard. I'll post his name when I get it. But I love the one guy who does the impressions. Shit...don't remember his name either...AHH! It just popped up! Hal Sparks...he's fucking hilarious!
 
AHH! I SING "MMMBop"CORRECTLY! YEAH! -dies- Hanson was on there...talking about how they've never met anyone who can sing the chorus correctly. And they did it...and that's the way I sing it! I'm so proud! -dies laughing- Yay! -giggles like wild- YAY! -cow- Do you know how happy that makes me? My whole career as a Hanson fan is now justified because I am one of the elite. I can sing "MMMBop" correctly. God damn it, why didn't I pack that CD? I wanna hear it now. To brag to myself. Because I'm off like that. And I would type the correct lyrics to the chorus...but...that'd be stupid -dies- Almost as stupid than typing the JC version of the Macarena. I wouldn't do that. Nooooooo...

JC...I'm rewatching these things...and he said something about "Train"...and...said something about the "Macarena". Heh. Heh.
 
 
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! IT'S MICHAEL BOLTON! GOD SAVE US ALL!

-is dying laughing- And I thought the wrist band thing was funny! I WANT A RECORDER! -has fallen over- JC SINGING THE MACARENA! -falls over laughing- He doesn't know the words so it was like "Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh Macarena. Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh cosa buena. Duh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh Macarena. EHHHHHHH MACARENA!" -hysterical laughter- Not to mention just that...but he was all...shaking his head as he 'sang'. -is in pain- Like an Indian...and Indian mis-singing the Macarena -is dying laughing- At least he has an accent when he says it. That song's dirty. Dirrty even. It's no A.D.I.D.A.S., but it's like "Give your body pleasure, Macarena" type of thing. Yeah...like...about...her masturbating or something...with some random guy when she has a boyfriend and his last name starts with a V. Yes...I looked up the lyrics. Damn you JC. Damn you. -giggles- That was hilarious. Fucking hilarious. I TiVoed it about...20 times. I swear to God. That whole Janet boobie thing shouldn't have been the highest TiVoed event. It should have been JC singing the Macarena. -shakes her head- What this world is coming to today...

JC! He was watching about the song "Train". In a positive way, love course. And I laughed my ass off. In "The Reel *N Sync", he started singing "Train"...very badly, mind you. So...-laughs- It was...painful laughing...Chance (the dog) started barking at me and Kody (the other dog) started trying to lick me. And uh oh. Garth Brooks. I'm afraid...what's Dom going to say? And David Lee Roth frightens me. Very much so.
 
-dies laughing- DOM! He said "This guy is a[n] incredibly offensive looking man wearing horrible clothes." -dies laughing- He looked all completely disgusted. -giggles- He's definitely...not straight. -giggles- But I wouldn't like Dom if he wasn't! -jumps on him- He'd better like women damn it. -dies laughing more- No...ignore me. But that comment is just...fucking hilarious. -giggles- I don't think I've ever seen him look so...disgusted. Just completely disgusted.
 
And these Papa John commercials. God, they scare me.

IT'S MICHAEL BOLTON! GOD SAVE ME! THE HORROR! -grabs someone by the shoulders- THE HORROR!

I love this show. I absolutely fucking love this show. It just...rocks. It has JC, Dominic, and Lance...who just called someone a quote unquote "sex kitten". Lance frightens me. Actually all of them do. JC and Dominic. They're bad. They had the whole MC Hammer v. Vanilla Ice thing and Dominic was dancing...to MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This"...and quoted the Vanilla Ice song. -dies- "Stop collaborate and listen. Ice is back with my brand new mission." "His brand new mission? This is his first song. So you know he's lying and you don't believe another word he says after that." -dies- Actually...it's "invention" not "mission", but he's Dom...he can do whatever the fuck he wants. But...Dom...obviously as something against Vanilla Ice. Not that I disagree. Personally, I prefer MC Hammer to Vanilla Ice. And...-pauses- JC said something about George Michael. -loud cough- Sorry...-dies- Can't help it. But...Dominic...has a huge grudge against Vanilla Ice. He got all pissed acting. He was like...the only person on that show that didn't like Vanilla Ice. I don't blame him. I don't like him either. But the MC Hammer dancing. -laughs- It made me so happy that I have TiVo so that I could rewind that about five thousand times. Watching Dominic dance. -giggle- -giggle, giggle- And JC...he's just...adorable. I was watching...I think it was 98...but it might have been 97 or 99, but it was talking about "Something About Mary" and how they made fun of...mentally...inept people and he went "You can't say that! That's mean!" and I was all..."AWW!" -dies- It was bad. Jess and I were talking to each other and we both had the same reaction. But...just a few minutes ago they had the slap-bracelets and JC...had a moment. "They finally realized that these bracelets, when you slap them on, they cut your wrist and you die." -dies laughing- -falls over- He frightens me. Just like when he was talking about...SHIT! I forgot! It was fucking hilarious, though. Damn it. Um...-thinks- It was funny! -whimpers- I hate when I forget stuff. But it was funny, I'll tell you that. God, this is a lame post. -dies- But...I can't help it. Damn you JC. -giggles- But...Dom...Dom looks good. And...I was all "Ooh...JC looks pretty"...and then I saw Dom. "JC who?" And then Usher. I'd have screams for each person I recognized. "AHH! DOM!" "AHH! USHER!" "AHH! JC!" "AHH! LANCE IS FROM MISSISSIPPI!" -dies- I'm off. You have to excuse me. -dies- There's something mentally missing. Oh...the most priceless part of this (besides the Dominic dancing) was Dave Nevarro (or however the fuck you spell his name) singing "Genie In A Bottle". Hehe. He sang it well...but it was fucking hilarious! I mean...he's...he's Dave Nevarro! He doesn't sing Christina Aguilera songs! -laughs- It was fun. That and I like the guy from Anthrax...yeah...the ones who were in "Calender Girls"...he was nice to Hanson. "They're young, I know, and it's a boyband, but they write their own stuff and play instruments, so I'm not going to say anything bad about them." GAH! BRAD PITT! BRAAAAAD PITT! -giggles- "Thelma and Louise". Hehe...so what if he's an asshole. He's fucking...sexy. SHIRTLESS! SHIIIIIIIIIRTLESS! -ogle- -more ogle- Brad Pitt...-screams- HE'S ALMOST NEKID! Oh...shirtless..."Take me, break me, make me a man." Hehe...hehe. I do have to agree with all the women. I would waste all my money on Brad Pitt -nods- Hehe...shirtless Brad Pitt. Nekid Brad Pitt with a naughty chant. "Take me, break me, make me a man." I love you Brad. God bless -dies-
 
Yeah...I'm at Michele's house. It's fun. I have a laptop. Satellite TV. One free movie (which is going to be RotK because it has the deleted scenes in it). And...I'm all alone. It fucking rocks! I do like...nothing! Hehe.
 
And, just keep this in mind, I'm getting paid $50 for this. Heh. Heh.

...you have to beg people to post comments in your blog. I know this is quite pathetic...but...POST IN MAH GOD DAMN BLOG, PEOPLE! I don't care what you say as long as you do, in fact, say it! GAH! It'd make my day better at least.

Yep...I've had a bad day. Made a cat mad at me, got mad at a friend, didn't do my exercises correctly, was exhausted, and didn't crush the cans and do the dishes before momma got home. But I feel better now. I've eaten. That and my assortment of beverages makes me feel better. Milk, Hi-C, and Pepsi. I'm a liquids person, what can I say?

There's a new one every night it seems. "All Nite (Don't Stop)" by Janet Jackson. Found myself humming it. For the past two-three hours. Damn her.

I got my new book! YAY! "Le Morte D'Arthur" by Sir Thomas Malory. My favorite story in it is about Beaumains who becomes known as Sir Gareth. -grins- As you already know. I know chivalry is cliched, but...I like it. -laughs- It appeals to me. I'll have a hard time with "Don Quixote". -snickers- Not. That's gonna be funny. Attacking the wind mills because he thought they were opposing creatures. -snickers more- God. -laughs- I think I'm one of the only people who can pronounce and spell "Quixote" correctly. It's "key-ho-tee". Spanish, you know. -shakes her head- But it's funny. Makes fun of chivalry, though. -dies- Everything good can be made fun of I suppose. Like...I don't know. I can't think of anything right now. Tolkien! Not the man. His works. So easily made fun of. But I luffs his stuff. -pauses- That's so wrong. But...no. I like his literary works. Thank you very much, you perv.

GAH! I can't wait to read this book. It's great. But I have to finish "Dandelion Wine" first. Which'll take a bit, knowing me. I luffs this book already. Just because it has the Sir Gareth tale. -humps Galahad- -clears throat- I didn't do that. -dies- I luffs the Dancy boy. OOH! I added him to my "Eye Candy O' the Moment" section! YAY!

Well...nothing much left. OOH! I gots me a job! -dies- I'm going to be house/dog sitting for Michele, my mom's friend, for fifty dollars plus food and entertainment! YAY! -dies- It makes me happy. She lives like...next to the mall. Which means it's close to the movies. Very close. Like...almost walking distance. Which makes Jamie happy. It's this Friday and Saturday. And she has internet. Jessica's fine with it. Which makes Jamie happy. YAY! So...yeah -dies- That's pretty much it...Adios

-dies laughing- I think this speaks for itself, really.

I was asleep and all...and even though I don't remember the full thing, I'll type it out as best I can.

A little boy and his dad went to the hospital (for what reason I don't know). The little boy ran off while his dad was in another room and went into the room of an elderly man. They instantly became friends. They talked for a while, hours maybe, before the little boy had to go. He said goodbye to the man and went on to his dad. As he was walking, he looked down and a solitary stamp laid on the ground. The little boy picked it up. He knew who it was meant for. He raced back to the old man's room and presented him with the stamp. The man looked confused, but the boy said, "It's a gift from heaven". The old man's eyes watered as he looked at the stamp. It was of his dead wife's favorite thing: making snowmen. He thanked the boy and said goodbye again and the boy went back to his father. He never returned to that hospital again. Neither the old man nor the boy. He died in his sleep that day, holding onto that stamp. He died with a smile on his face.

God -sniffs- I woke up crying. It was more sad than that, but I don't remember all of my dream and I had to embellish it a little bit. Half of my dream didn't make sense (as usual) so I had to add something that did. God -wipes eyes- That dream really touched me.

"Roll Over DJ" by Jet, that is. It fucking rocks. Well...nothing much new. Was going to clean today. But did it happen? Do you really think it happened? Of course not.

Jess in in Rune Scape now. We had a little...not exactly a tiff...a...misunderstanding...but everything's better now. I'm so glad.

Speaking of Jess...she got my package. Was fondling it and everything. Made me happy. She squeed. It was funny. She didn't say "squee" but it was a squeal, which is as close to a squee as any one but Jamie can get to.

Got a letter from my sister today. I'll type it for you.

Dear Jamie, (-little drawing of the flag-) July 4th, 2004
Happy 4th of July! I miss you so much. So how are you? I'm going into 4th grade. I have Mrs. Wilson, I met her and she is nice. Oh and I'm going to be in the gifted program (challenge) When are you ever going to call us? Well g2g!
Love,
Bailey
P.S Write back soom you Justin lover! lol Love you

That deserves a squee. SQUEE! I LOVE MY SISTERS! -big hug- Sure they can big the biggest pains in the ass, but I LUFFS THEM! SQUEE! They got a double "squee". They might get a triple one later. SQUEE! There...a triple "squee". I think I'm going to write to all of them. After I write to Bailey first. Yeah...a few days after I mail Bailey's I'll mail Laney's and Sydney's. I love my sisters. I love hearing from them. I hope they know that.

I cooked today. I made dinner. Pizza. It was funny...I was on the phone with Rachel as I was making it...and it's square...and the pizza maker is round...so it'd stop the pizza maker from revolving like it's supposed to. I laughed heartily. I really got Rachel addicted to Rune Scape. I'm glad. And, because I had to have mushrooms for the pizza, I ended up cooking all of them because I didn't want them to rot. I put too much salt on them, though. They were still good. We had banana strawberry milkshakes for desert. That and four "Smashin' Wild Berry" Hi-Cs. Do you know how long it's been since I've had a Hi-C? SQUEE! I used to drink them all the time when I was little. I luffed them. They're absolutely perfect. I only drank four because I took four out because I thought I'd need to drink that to be quinched. My thirst that is. Um...but one did it. I drank the rest anyway -shrugs-. I love Hi-Cs.

I'm really gonna try and clean tomorrow. Maybe mow.

You know...that exercise program is really good. I could almost sing "Bohemian Rhapsody" with it. It warmed my voice up well. You know what I'm talking about...the whole "Belzebub has the devil put aside for me...for me...for MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! -glass cracks-" part. Yeah. I could hit the last "me", but it wasn't as pleasant as it could have been. I luffs mah exercise program. I recommend it. Body Flex, I think. Actually it should be called something else because...my body doesn't really flex whilst I use this program. -dies- That's so amusing.

Well...I suppose there's nothing left to talk about. That and Jamie's gotta tinkle. And the drums sound like dripping water. GAH! -falls over- I NEED TO GO POTTY! -dies-

You know...I knew it would happen. Right after I saw the movie. Achilles/Paris slash. I knew it. Because whilst in the theater...I had a slashy moment. And I laughed. It was bad -dies- But...it's kind of unnerving. Achilles and Paris. First off...what name could you make out of that? Achis? (-snicker, snicker-) Pachilles? (-louder snicker-) The first sounds like bad porno and the second sounds like hemorrhoid cream. (God bless spell check) But...what else is it going to be? There are so many nasty slash pairings that can come out of that movie. Let's explore the possibilities. Starting with the pretty boy.

Paris/Achilles
Paris/Hector (-big, big cringe-)
Paris/Agamemnon (-another, not quite as big, cringe-)
Paris/Odysseus (-shrugs- I wouldn't read it, but it's not as bad)
Paris/Ajax (-is disturbed-)
Paris/Patroclus (That would be...interesting -makes a face-)
Paris/Nestor (-big gross out-)
Paris/Priam (-throws up-)
Paris/Menelaus (Between the hatred and wanting to kill each other...they have wild monkey sex...oh yes -dies laughing-)
Paris/Aeneas (You know...that would make sense...)

Achilles/Paris (As stated previously)
Achilles/Hector (Which isn't as bad as Paris/Hector, but is still bad)
Achilles/Agamemnon (-dies laughing- YEAH RIGHT!)
Achilles/Odysseus (Wouldn't be that bad, actually)
Achilles/Ajax (Bad...but not as bad as some)
Achilles/Patroclus (-makes a disgusted face-)
Achilles/Nestor (Would make sense, but eww)
Achilles/Priam (-makes a face- Eww! EWW!)
Achilles/Menelaus (-covers mouth to keep from laughing-)
Achilles/Aeneas (That would be far fetched)

Hector/Paris (Big EWW as previously stated)
Hector/Achilles (...)
Hector/Agamemnon (Same thing that goes with Paris)
Hector/Odysseus (Not as bad as some)
Hector/Ajax (-falls over laughing-)
Hector/Patroclus (-another fall over laughing-)
Hector/Nestor (IT RHYMES, THOUGH!)
Hector/Priam (Um...EWW! -throws up again-)
Hector/Menelaus (-is in pain from laughing-)
Hector/Aeneas (Um...no?)

Odysseus/Paris (-shakes her head-)
Odysseus/Hector (-long paus-)
Odysseus/Achilles (Not as bad)
Odysseus/Ajax (-dies-)
Odysseus/Agamemnon (Nasty...)
Odysseus/Patroclus (Achilles would castrate him...unless it was...)
Odysseus/Patroclus/Achilles (EWW!)
Odysseus/Nestor (Wouldn't make sense...and eww)
Odysseus/Priam (-hurls-)
Odysseus/Menelaus (-dies laughing again-)
Odysseus/Aeneas (What? Would they have quick-but-meaningful sex whilst Troy is burning and Odysseus is burning the city?)

And...of course...the femslash

Briseis/Helen (Anything with Helen is nasty)
Briseis/Andromache (Not as bad as with Helen)
Helen/Andromache (-makes a face- I'd kill Helen if I was Andromache)
Helen/Briseis/Andromache (-shakes her head-)

Anything else is disgusting beyond all belief. Like...Agamemnon/Menelaus. Or Agamemnon/Priam. Yeah...anything with Agamemnon is disgusting. Actually...anything other than Achilles/Paris is revolting, but that's just me. -dies- Yeah...that's my rambling for the day.

Yeah...nothing much happened today. I went to church. I stayed in the front room. Ruthie didn't bother me. Wrote quite a bit until I got to a story called..."To" that I couldn't think of a thing to write for it...then I lied on my back on the couch and read "Dandelion Wine" which, by the way, is really good so far. So what if I'm only 10-20 pages into it? It's descriptive. Books about country life don't particularly interest me, and usually I'd stop reading it, but I'm deciding to stop judging a book by its cover (literally) and to read it through. Besides...it's descriptive.

Darin wasn't at church. Which isn't all that much of a shocker. Oh well. I wasn't really expecting him. I luffs Kevin anyways! -hug-

Jess...her computer...she got it all...re...Reformatted yesterday and she stored her stories onto a disk. Well...turns out "Nero" (which is my burner) was put on her computer instead of her old burner and now she needs her stories back. From me. And I plan on giving them to her. Maybe tonight. Yeah...tonight.

Damn it! I keep forgetting about Elijah on an old Jay Leno I saw the other day. I'm not sure if I posted this, but I was watching some show..."Blind Date", I think...and I changed it because it was boring...and just changed one channel and...BOOM! Big blue blinky eyes. I had a squee, it was funny. "-squee- 'LIJAH! -jumps to the foot of the bed and leans over it, staring at screen with mouth open-" It was amusing. I'm surprised I didn't wake my mom up. I was loud, eh.

Mom found my Aerosmith CD. I r happy. I have "Rag Doll" back. And "Same Old Song and Dance". And "Back in the Saddle". And "Love in an Elevator". I missed that CD. Although...I had the second disc of the CD. So I had "Falling In Love (Is So Hard On The Knees)". Hehe. I love that song. "My old libido has been blowin' a transistor. I feel like I have been hit by a fuck." -dies- I love Steven Tyler. I can't help it!

Got Doritos. All I need is some corn, an old bathrobe, and some blonde hair dye and I can be Morton! YAY! All that matters is the ending. -crunch- Hehe...corn. If I thought the whole "maíz" thing was funny...the corn thing is funnier. You know...I just said "If I thought the whole "corn" thing was funny...the corn thing is funnier. I suppose it only matters because of the thingies. You know...the...er..."" THOSE THINGS, DAMN IT! Words...not...coming...to me...GAH!

This spell check scares me. It didn't pick up the word Morton, yet it picked up the word fuck. That's off. Really off. Almost Jamie off. And that's pretty off.

Speaking of off...off to bed for Jamie! She's going to clean tomorrow! -crosses fingers, just in case- I'm out.

Well...I'm a bit worried about Darin. I dunno. I'm getting all mother hen-ish and it's all Jessica's fault. I dunno. I just...haven't seen him...and it...it's strange, you know? I'm so used to seeing him every week or every other week. Except when I'm in Ohio. But...we all know how that went. But...I just...miss him like crazy. I mean...it's not like I'm going to break down and cry or something like that, but...it's strange not seeing him. Like something mising. God...he's gonna laugh when he reads that. If he does. "Grounded" off of the computer, you know? I dunno...it hit me when I was talking to Dedra about him. Not in a bad way, of course. Just explaining the whole Kevin and Amber paradox. But...I dunno...he always ends up in a Dedra conversation. I've had so many memories with him, I suppose. That and I have no life and no friends to a point that my whole life consists of little moments I've spent with my friends. My very few friends. I miss Darin -laughs-. I told myself that I wouldn't post anything depressing in here...but I don't think this is depressing. It's just...stating my thoughts. I'm not...upset...a bit sad. I hope he gets bored tomorrow and decides to go to church...even if all we do is end up reading in his car. It wouldn't bother me. I don't really feel at ease, you know? It's odd. And you know...maybe he feels the same. You know...at least because he's stuck alone with his grandparents. I'd be depressed, too. Lord I sound like a little teenybopper obsessing over a boy. Isn't that sad? -dies- I kinda hope Darin doesn't read this. But then again -shrugs- Why not? I mean...I've told him everything? Why not him read how much I miss him? -shrugs- Oh well...doesn't matter all that much to me. I just miss my Darin and have listened to so much Queen that I'm Queen!drunk. Yes. Don't ask. I suppose it would be Queendrunk!Jamie. Hehe. It's amusing. I have "Flash" in my head. I don't even LIKE THAT SONG!
I have decided that I am officially going to buy the new Black Eyed Peas album. I'm getting obsessive about them. Their music is very interesting. It's...GAH! What is it with me and diversity? JC...Queen...Black Eyed Peas...the Beatles? GAH! I'M OBSESSIVE! That's the word of the day. Obsessive. Can you tell?

Oi vey...I'ma look back on this post and laugh at myself. -dies-

New songs ah'm obsessed about:

Overdrive by Katy Rose
Let's Get It Started (Spike Mix) by the Black Eyed Peas
Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy by Queen
Theme by Jon Brion
Taal Se Taal from Taal
Tanha Tanha from Rangeela
Beat of Passion from Taal
Roja from Roja
She Wants to Move by The Neptunes
Red Blooded Woman by Kylie Minogue
Signs by Beyonce

Yes...quite pathetic, I know. Overdrive...I realy tried to download it. But I couldn't find it. I luffs it. Let's Get It Started...I like it...I'm listening to it...well...I'm listening to Shut Up...but...I was listening to Let's Get It Started! Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy is mah favorite song. Theme is the theme of Eternal Sunshine...as previously stated. And...Taal Se Taal through Roja are from that Indian CD...She Wants to Move...don't ask. Red Blooded Woman...I love that song -dies- Signs rocks...it's amusing because she keeps saying "Fell in love with a Sagittarius" and...that's...Dom's sign. Also she says "sexy like a Scorpio" and "sensative as a Cancer" all in one sentence. It's fate, I tell you -dies-

I'm rambling...so it's obvious I'm bored.

Zaen finished her story. There was much sex. Much corny sex that I laughed so hard I had to take more migraine pills. In the words of Darin, it was 'mo funny. Yes. I'm off, I know. But IT WAS CORNY! -dies- All...bad dirty talk. She was rushed. It ended sweetly enough...but was just...corny. -dies-

Um...I have to go to church tomorrow...it fucking sucks.

I have "Shut Up" in my head. Damn it.

And...some of the lyrics to "Let's Get It Started" in the link I gave are wrong...it's "cuckoo" not "woohoo". God...

-dies- I just realized that the Indian songs are from Indian movies. Bollywood, you know. I wish I could watch some of them -pout-

I'm going to start reading a book called "Dandelion Wine" by...Ray Bradbury or something like that. Yeah...it's special looking. Then I think I'ma read LotR or the Hobbit again. Yeah...

Heh...I was going to post...this morning. But Shelli called. -another nervous giggle- I'm pathetic...I know -giggles more-

Well...nothing much happened. Cooked lunch. Which sucked. The first tray was good, though. Second was terrible. Third was decent. Watched Will & Grace...sat in the rain (Damn you Darin!), took shower, and called Jessica. Yeah...lovely...exciting day. My dream last night was interesting, though. Could have made a movie out of it if I'd remembered it. That's why I was going to post this morning. I only had the dream because I saw pieces of Thelma & Louise (refer to Eye Candy O' Moment). Yeah. -coughs loudly- Uh huh. Brad Pitt. -ogle-

Well I suppose there's nothing more to do but to look longingly at my LotR TTT Daily calender. Yes...it has a very distraught looking Merry. -ogle- It's sad...it's from the 8th.

Oh and...Ode to July 9th. It's been a year since the Justin concert. A year. It's been a year since PotC came out. A year. GOD IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME! No wonder I've forgotten half the lines of PotC! -dies- I went to Justin's concert on the 9th. Saw PotC on the 10th. Saw a monkey on the 11th. Justin. Orlando. A monkey. The difference? Better hair. On Orlando's part, that is. Actually it was two monkeys. Justin on the 9th. Orlando/monkey on the 10th. Monkey 2 on the 11th. Yes...I have no life. In honor of that...I'm reposting the exact post I posted about the concert and so forth. Yeah...ah'm booooored. Ah know.

"Oh my word...I swear to God...there are only two things that could have happened that would have made last night -pun- better. Number one: Meet Justin -has an orgasm-. And number two would be to meet Justin and have Jessica with me. God damn I missed the girl so much last night -another pun-. You see, I just went to the concert I've been waiting for since August 1999. Justin Timberlake. I swear to GOD I about died. I love him so fucking much that it's not even funny. The man is just -shudders-...as much as I make fun of him...dear sweet mother of God...-shudders again-, the boy...is hot. Well, I decided I'd give my review of the concert, so here you go:
Christina was first, I thank God for that. Her show was about female impowerment, Power To The Women kinda thing...I'm surprised she didn't burn her bra. Not that the concert was bad, though. By the time hers was over, I was really, really glad she had came. There were only a few problems with her performance. The line up she had went up and down. First a fast song...then a slow song...first a fast song...then a slow song...Everything started out great with "Dirrty" but not until at almost the end with "Lady Marmalade" did anyone get into it. "Walk Away" was the most memorable part of the performance. I have three words for you...Male Pole Dancer -faints-. I mean LORD! The loudest screams (and Sarah and her mother's favorite part of both shows combined) came from this male pole dancer, humping poles and his hand and a chair. God damn it was hot. At first, all the little teenies thought it was Justin...because the guy was dancing and he had a shaved head. I found that hilarious. Justin can't move like THAT...Jesus Christ. And if you can Justin...e-mail me...I'll have my home address and phone number ready for you -shivers-. For what she lacked during the concert, she made up with the last songs. "Fighter" was probably the best response she got out of the audience. She sang it differently and you could hear everyone in the audience just screaming it. It was so good. Now onto Justin's concert...
They had a pause between the concert...and it was torture. I'm just sitting there...knees shaking...heart pounding...wringing my hands (and mah little glow up "Justified" glow stick thingie)...I was all nervous. Finally, the lights went out and everyone (including me) started screaming. I was having a cow. I don't think that boy could have stalled the show any longer or been more of a tease. For the first ten minutes...it was his band playing music...and occassional flashes of him putting on his shirt -shudders- and of him walking up stairs as to go to the concert and perform -faints again-. His male dancers came out first, all dressed up with their faces hidden, looking like Justin. All the girls were screaming. I was laughing. None of them realized that when either Justin or Christina came onto stage...the camera was on them, not zooming around. Justin stalled so long, that this one male dancer in a hood actually started to have me. But he came out. And boy did he come out. Everyone was just in a frenzy. He came out doing the beat boxing in the video for "Rock Your Body". I was all dancing to it. Not as much as I did later, but dancing none the less. I knew my mom was having fun...she loves all the beatboxing. He started off with "Rock Your Body" and everyone sang to it. EVERYONE. I mean, by the middle of it, I stopped singing and listened. You couldn't even hear him. So I stopped singing and started listening closely, no success there though (except in his parts with the girl where every girl [including me] sang to the girl's part). "Right For Me" was obviously less popular since it wasn't a single, so I could actually hear him. I loved the dancing to it, went along wonderfully with the clapping. I clapped with him. Hell, I was a clapping fool. I was just loving it. I really don't remember what song was after that, but I'm thinking it was...OH YEAH! He sang Gone. He was all like "A trivia question...anyone know this one?". I was like "YEAH!" but it had a different beat...so basically I didn't know...so I lied. That's okay though. I knew it when he sang the first line. After that, he launched into Girlfriend, singing only his verse and the bridge with him and JC. I had been whispering to Sarah variations of things like "Hot damn" and "I miss Chris." "I miss Chris and JC." "I miss Chris and JC and Joey" (she had already said something about missing Lance, so I didn't have to cover that aspect) and when Justin sang JC's "I've searched around this whole damn place..." part...I put my hands on my hips, turned to Sarah and said "That fucker...singing JC's line!" -falls over laughing- Then he introduced himself (which really needs no introduction, does it?) and thanked us on behalf of Christina and himself (which Christina had done earlier). Although Christina did that, too, it was quite different. He got a little personal with the crowd, talking about how he was pleased that he was "finally back in the South". Of course, that made everyone happy. Christina mostly giggled the whole time. I luffs Christina, but Jamie luffs Justin more -grins-. He went into "Still On My Brain" and I was just swaying to it. It was so fucking sweet. I couldn't help but think that. Then was his big 20 minute beat boxing session which KICKED ASS! Loved it to death. He disappeared into the stage and his image was still dancing off screen, each little screen leaving at different times. The last one left a little spark as the other ones did, but unlike the others, it turned into lightning. Lighting...storm...storm...rain...rain...river...Hmm...I wonder what this could be. Of course it was "Cry Me A River". It was really odd hearing the crowd sing a song about a girl cheating on them right back to Justin -laughs-. I don't really remember the line up after that, but I remember what all happened. He sang "Take It From Here" where he played the guitar (a big turn on) and played a slow song (a big dancing turn off) and I felt like the only one standing. But I didn't give a fuck by then. He played a little bit of "(She Said) Take Me Now" while he introduced each of his dancers, band, and back up singers...at least two times. He played "Nothin' Else" after "Still On My Brain" or before it or something...I was surprised he sang "Nothin' Else" happy, but surprised. He sang "Last Night" which I already knew. "Senorita" was before "Still On My Brain"! YEAH! -dies- I was all happy about that. It was funny, because I swear I was the only girl in the audience who sang it like he said to...he said to sing it like "I don't know what I'm thinkin' 'bout...really leavin' wit 'chu" -dies laughing- Everybody sings it "I don't know what I'm thinking 'bout...really leaving with you" -dies- I found that amusing. Very amusing. "Like I Love You" was last. I found that funny. He turned off all the lights for five minutes just like the '99 *N Sync concert to see who all would leave. About half the audience did. I found that funny. Did they think he'd really leave without singing his first single...EVER? -dies laughing- And actually...he came back onstage...put on a brown leather jacket and grinned at the audience. "Y'all don't really think I'd leave without singing this, do you?" -falls over laughing- GOD I LOVE HIM! -falls over again- Oh...and I forgot one of my favorites -grins-. He sang "Let's Take A Ride". I about burst into tears there. I missed Jessica so fucking much. I turned to Sarah and said "This is Jessica's favorite". -hugs her to death- God I missed her so fucking much.
Black Eyed Peas didn't show up, as I heard on the radio today, they were "detained" in Seattle. Really pissed me off. There were no opening acts. Thank the Lord.
But all in all, the concert ROCKED! -hugs Justin- He was worth the drive, the ticket price, the expensive T-Shirts and all that shit! WORTH IT! -hugs him to death- I felt so awful after that God damn concert. Not because my feet hurt from standing...not because my ankles hurt from dancing...not because my knees hurt from swaying...not because my hips hurt from shaking my ass...and not because my back hurt from not sitting down. I wanted to see it again and again. Seeing that makes me proud to be an *N Sync fan and even more proud to be a Justin Timberlake fan. God bless that boy. He sure knows how to work that charm, even from the stage."

It's cringe-worthy...I know...but I was in awe. I do agree with the last sentence, but like everything, it fades. -dies- Obviously.

-giggles again- AH DO! -giggles more- Well...I know I was supposed to post yesterday. But...since I'm considering this yesterday...it will be.

Nothing much happened. Darin can't get on the internet. Got caught "stealing meds from Wal-Mart". Poor Darin. Wish he wouldn't steal. I hate seeing him in trouble.

I have to go to church -pouts-.

Jessica doesn't like Hilary Duff/Lindsay Lohan movies. I, on the other hand, think Chad Michael Murray is fucking sexy. And ah like the Dancy boy, but that really doesn't have to do with that. Oh well.

I ordered "Le Morte D'Arthur". Yes. It has the Gareth story. And the good Lancelot story. SCORE! -dies-

-giggles- 100 Ways.

I suppose that's the news. That and Jamie has new favorite song. No...it's not 100 Ways. It's "Good Old Fashioned Lover Boy" by Queen. Luffs it.

Ah'm done now. G'bye.

I won a game of solitare! YAY! I never win solitare! The only time I ever won was when my dad was helping me. I just won! YAY!

I don't know what's up with me today. Can't stop saying "oi". It's odd. Very odd. But then again. So am I.

Saw King Arthur. Yep...-licks the Dancy boy- I'm updating this blog soon to add Hugh Dancy to the Eye Candy O' The Moment list thingie. Yep. Because he deserves it. I'd post my review to the movie, but I'm not quite in the mood right now.

I'll do it tomorrow.

Well...found my old Password Journal. I should post what I put. Just to embarrass myself. It was awful. Completely awful. I started it the day I turned 13. Apparently I was still a fangirl. I feel sorry for Darin...he knew me then -hugs the Darin- Poor Darin. Had to deal with Fangirl!Jamie. -cringes- God I was pathetic. Talking about Aaron...and Aaron Carter...and...making fun of Justin (at least I got something right). God...I remember when I was 12 I was worse. Thought I was in love with the Trousersnake -big, big cringe- It was terrible. And then...after I met Christina...I got all fake ghetto. It was just...completely awful. Also feel sorry for Darin for putting up with the Ghetto!Jamie. -big cringe- That's almost as bad as Fangirl!Jamie. Eek. Terrible. But it has a lot of stuff I had when I was younger. Leslie Carter stickers from the concert. The Cleveland Rockers tickets. My (awful) 2001 season pass to Six Flags (bad picture). My Aaron Carter concert tickets. My little Indian thingie that goes on my forehead that Jamie luffs! IT STILL STICKS! YAYS! Magazine clip out of the Aaron Carter concert tour. Aaron Carter magazine cut out -cringe- Ticket stubs to "Shrek" "Tomb Raider" and "Atlantis". Magazine clip out of Tomb Raider. A Six Flags parking pass. And mah Justin necklace that broke and I wore in the sixth grade. -sigh- So many memories. Wish I had something meaningful to put in there. Found something. The thing for my Elvish Love Ring, a note from Jess and my Yum Pop thingie. YAY! -dies-

IT WORKED! IT POSTED! -orgasm- I'M SO HAPPY! YAY! -loud fits of hysteria-

I had posted...a while ago...but I think it messed up. Yeah...it did. It was basically saying that nothing went on today and that...Keira Knightley is trying to steal my hair and that I watched "9 to 5" until about 4 last night...and...it was funny...and had a funny quote.

Yeah...I don't feel too great as you can tell. Kinda feel stupid. I'm searching...for that story that I like of King Arthur. I thought Galahad was my favorite knight. Turns out it's Gareth. I feel kinda stupid about that. I mean...yes there are a lot of "G" in the Knights of the Round Table...but...-sighs- I'm all disappointed. I thought the Dancy boy played my favorite knight. I feel slightly foolish, too. Ranting about that movie. There was a woman out there...said something about "Plato's 'Utopia'". Makes me cringe, the people nowadays. It's Thomas More's "Utopia". GAH! HOW DO YOU CONFUSE PLATO AND THOMAS MORE? HOW? Maybe I haven't read enough of their literature and maybe Plato does have his own "Utopia" in a sense, but Thomas More's is the one that's known, recognized, and referenced to. But...yeah. Gareth. I wonder who plays him. -sigh-

On a good note...the Dancy boy looked good. I mean -orgasms- good. Yeah. I want...to lick him. I do. Have his children. He's hot. I'm so glad I saw Ella Enchanted. Hehe...that cheers me up...leave it to the Dancy boy to make me feel better. I have a feeling that he's (-gasp-) replacing Brad Pitt as "Eye Candy O' The Moment". Or at least going to be added on there. Because he's sexxxy. With three "x"s even.

I am starting not to like Keira Knightley. She's trying to be Orlando Bloom. And it's scaring me. On this History Channel thing I watched, it showed over and over and over and over and over and over again this shot of her shooting someone from the opposing army that was blantantly stolen from the Fellowship of the Ring. Yes...the Moria one where Legolas shoots an arrow and it follows the arrow until it hits the orc inbetween the eyes. It was blantant. And it makes me sick. GAH! I hate that stuff! Taking old ideas and presenting them to an audience as a new one. I'm about to burst into a chorus of "Rag Doll". Yes...it mentions something like that. And I quoteth Steven Tyler:

"Some babe's talkin' real loud
Talkin' all about the new crowd
Try and sell me an old dream
A new version of the old scene"

With means...people are constantly "reinventing" ideas and presenting them as original ones. Yes. Pisses him off too. I couldn't have said it better Steven.

Oh well...off to bed to contemplate the Dancy boy...and Gareth. Gah. How did I confuse Galahad and Gareth? HOW? -dies- Jesus their names are alike. Galahad, Gareth, and Gawain. I know the last one! YEAH! -dies- Dancy boy plays Galahad. Galahad the Chaste. -loud snicker- I suppose it's a good thing he's never met me -lick- -dies laughing- I feel MUCH better! -giggle- Chaste, my arse.

Nothing much to post today. Just another day, really. Although tomorrow should be exciting. Well...as exciting as Jamie can get -dies-. I'm going to go see "King Arthur" tomorrow. I'm tempted to quickly make a shirt that exclaims "WE LOVE YOU PRINCE CHAR!" and wear it to the movies. He plays mah favorite Knight o' the Round Table, you know. Sir Galahad. -lick- -dies- I'm afraid I won't be able to tell anyone apart in that movie. They all have the same hair and body build. Yay. And Keira Knightley in brown curls frightens me. SHE'S STEALING MAH HAIR! -gets a gun- COCK 'N LOAD! -falls over laughing-

Oi...I say "9 to 5" on TV last night. It was funny. My favorite quote out of it was "If you say another word about me or make another indecent proposal, I'm gonna get that gun of mine and I'm gonna change you from a rooster to a hen with one shot. And don't think I can't do it." -dies laughing- The whole quote was funny to me, personally. It was hilarious. Just...painful laughing. So funny. Laughed so hard I got a migraine. Isn't that wonderful? -dies- Had it until about...7...-nods her head- Yep...'twas lovely. Well...I've got to be going...it is 1. And "King Arthur" is tomorrow. Wanna get a good seat, you know.

-is rolling with laughter- This...was at the top of my blog. I don't know...if it's gonna be there after this but just -bursts into hysterical laughter- I found that so amusing! -is dying laughing- And for the slow people out there...no...I'm not laughing at the whole "Brad Pitt DVDs" thing. Look to the right. -is dying- And you know what makes it even funnier? LOOK AT THE RELATED SEARCHES! -is dying laughing- And the link to it, is here: "Orlando Bloom Gay?" -is just dying laughing- Oh Lord...only on my Blog could you win money for stating your opinion on the Orlijah love -snickers-

Hehe...I was at Bollywood World.com and I was looking at this pictures when I found this add. I laughed and laughed. Yeah...I'm off.

General:
name: Jamie
piercings: Ears
tattoos: Nada
height: 5'7 according to my driver's license (but I think I'm at least 5'8)
shoe size: 12
hair color: Brown
siblings: Three: Laney, Bailey, and Sydney
birthday: June 24th


The Last...
movie i rented: Err...The Hulk I believe...but I didn't watch it...-hugs Eric-
movie i went to: The Notebook...bleeding well good
song i listened to: "Signs" by Beyonce
cd i bought: Um..."Schizophrenic" By JC Chasez, I think -dies-
cd i listened to: Er..."Dangerously In Love" by Beyonce
person i called: Jessica
person that called me: Dedra
tv show i watched: An infomercial...or the XY factor
person i was thinking of: Darin -dies-

Do I...
have a crush on someone: Not really
wish i could live somewhere else: Yeah
think about suicide: Yeah...but in a negative light now...I don't wanna die
believe in online dating: -dies laughing- Yes
think others find me attractive: Only one other
want more piercings: I want my ears repierced
like to clean: Only when I'm in "the mood"
like roller coasters: YES!
write in cursive or print: Print...bad print

For or Against...
long distance relationships: For...no duh
suicide: Against...highly against
killing people: Against...unless it's on Rune Scape...
teenage smoking: I'm against smoking of any kind...it's a huge turn off -looks blatantly at Hayden-
driving drunk: Extremely against...I'm as against drunk driving as I am against fangirls
gay/lesbian relationships: For...-giggle-
soap operas: Er...Spanish soaps, maybe...they're highly amusing

Have I...
ever cried over a girl: Hell yes
ever cried over a boy: Another resounding hell yes
ever lied to someone: Of course
ever been in a fist fight: Nope
ever been arrested: Nope again...I'm a good girl -dies-

What...
shampoo do i use: Um...Head & Shoulders and...something else I can't remember
shoes do i wear: Anything from Payless...
am i scared of: A crawling feeling on my arm...dying...hell...wasps...

Number of...
times i have been in love: 1
times i have had my heart: I have Darin's heart
hearts i have broken: Er...I don't hope I've broken any
boys/girls i have kissed: I'ma just...leave that blank -dies-
boys: I liked? Shit...I can't count that high...-dies- I am Arkansan you know
girls: None of your business -dies-
boys/girls i have slept with: None
guys you've obsessed over: obsessed? Fucking a...way too many
times my name has appeared in the newpaper: A few...not enough, actually
scars on my body: A hell of a lot of them
things in my past i regret: Again...a hell of a lot of them

Do I think i am...
pretty: Ugly
funny: Sometimes
friendly: When I want to be
loveable: At times
caring: Er...at times
dorky: All the time

Favorite...
5 letter word: Penis -dies-
candy: I dunno
cartoon: Fairly OddParents...comic wise it's Garfield and FoxTrot -giggles-
cereal: Peanut Butter Crunch
color(s): Baby blue
color nail polish: Gold -dies-
day: I know I'm being selfish...but it's my birthday...that and the day after the last day of school
flower: Roses
jello flavor: Um...chocolate?
jewelry: I like my rings...and my necklaces...especially my Scorpio necklace...and my Elven Ring
special skills/talents: I can sing...I guess...um...I'm double jointed...er...slightly knowledgable about mythology and LotR...very knowledgable about movies...I can type really fast! Oh...and I write -grins-

Person who last...
slept in my bed: A cat...
saw me cry: Oh Lord...my mom?
made me cry: Er...does a movie count as a person? KEANU REEVES! THAT BASTARD!
went to the movies with me: Mother -blushes-
yelled at me: Oh Lord...it's been quite a while since I've been yelled at...Mrs. Auld
sent me an email: Zaen...not personally of course...

Have I ever...
said "i love you" and meant it: Yes
gone out in public in my pajamas: -giggles- Yes
kept a secret from everyone: Yes...
cried during a movie: HELL YES!
planned my week based on TV Guide: Yeah right
been on stage: Yeppers
been to new york: No
been to california: No
been to hawaii: No
been to china: No (I feel so...untraveled now)
been to canada: YES! -dies laughing- I'VE BEEN TO CANADA! Eh?
been to europe: I'd kill to go...but nope
been to south america: No
been to australia: No (I wanna go to New Zealand!)
wished you were the opposite sex: -laughs- Yes

Friendship/Love
do i believe in love at first sight? Yes
do i want children one day / how many? I dunno
most important thing in a friendship is: True and honest friendship...(don't ask)

Others...
apples or bananas: Bananas
blue or red: Blue
walmart or target: Wal-Mart
spring or fall: Spring
last meal i ate: A banana!
last noise heard: Door closing/opening
last smell sniffed: Cat -dies-
criminal record: None!
speak other languages: A bit of Spanish...just a very small amount...
last book read: Um...Jesus...it was...GAH! WHAT WAS IT! "The Stepford Wives" -dies-
favorite things in bedroom: Er...kitties?
worst feeling in the world: When I get depressed about dying
who i love: I LOVE EVERYONE! DRINKS ALL AROUND!
who i miss: My sisters...Jess...Darin...

More About Me...
nickname(s): Jae...Baby...Angel...Princess...the list goes on...
initials: JLH
how old do i look: Depends on what I'm wearing and if I've had Pepsi
how old do i act: Like I'm 5
glasses/contacts: None
braces: Not anymore
pets: Too many animals...way too many animals
do i get embarrassed: All the time
what makes me happy: Dominic -hugs Dominic- Mah friends -hugs friends- Er...-pauses- Curly hair...yeah...curly hair...porn...-dies- Music...movies...
what makes me upset: When I get in a mood...everything makes me upset...not getting my period damn it!

I haven't posted again! Bad Jamie! Bad! -smacks own hand- I'm crazy. I swear.

Well...it's (was, really) the fourth of July! YAY! Trivia question o' the day. Is there a fourth of July in England?

Answer: Of course there is! Do you think the English calender just went from July 3rd to the 5th? No! Stupid selfish Americans. -takes glove out and slaps-

More news. I now have a quote unquote "Reggae" accent. Mon. Heh. It's like the whole...Canadian accent thing. An "eh?" and a "mon" after every other sentence. Because if you say it after every sentence it gets annoying, eh, mon? -dies- I'm off...excuse me.

-gasps- HOW COULD I? I POSTED ON THAT DAY! -sobs- I forgot to tell you about "Talk Like A Canadian Day"! It was on Canada Day (which was the 1st). I didn't do very well on it, but I hope to do better on "Talk Like A Pirate Day" (September 19th). I didn't make that one up either. But...I'ma practice my pirate accent. That means full-fledged studying. Okay...Pirates of the Caribbean...Cutthroat Island...Dodgeball (Yes...there is a pirate! -clings- I luffs him...Steve the Pirate...he was the redhead in A Knight's Tale "Pain! Lots...of pain!" I love him)...and quite possibly Princess Bride. Hey! He was a pirate! And...since he's in there...I'll watch Ella Enchanted. And RotK...THERE WERE PIRATES! I SWEAR! -dies- I'll find more with pirates. There are lots of pirate movies I have. So I'll be needin' to study.

Well...I can't think of anything right now...besides Zaen posted more of her story. JOSHTIN LOVE! -squee- Except...it's all nervous "friends-with-benefits" thing. NO! And why is there always a Backstreet Boy or two in the good AUs? WHY? WHY? CAN'T THERE BE ONE STORY WITHOUT THEM? JUST ONE! GAH! Squee it gets annoying! -dies-

And I'm listening to Aqua again. Oi vey. I'm still obsessed. It's awful. I need to find new music. Maybe I should put in my LotR CDs. Or at least look at the pictures. Faramir. Prince of Gondor. Mother of Eowyn's babies -hump-. Not Eowyn of course. Eww. Nasty. That's like...humping...-pauses for a second- No...that's worse than humping Elrond in my opinion. Quite possibly Wormtongue. GAH! I ALMOST SAID WORMTAIL! -slaps self with a fish- Now...I'm sorry I had to do that...but you needed the fish slap to calm you. Are you calm? Yes...fish slap calm me. -dies laughing- Jesus...that's sad when I can slip from LotR to 50 First Dates since the only connection they have are Sean Astin. -giggles- Titty dance. -giggle, giggle- So amused.

Well...Aaaaaaaaaaaah'm boooooored. LEGOLAAAAAAAAAAS! S'NOT FAAAAAIR! HE'S WEARING ME SHIRT! -pouts- I wish Bagenders wouldn't have gotten canceled. -pouts- Oh well...I can still play Queen Beruthiel's Cat!

ARSE!

Never gets old.

I've been reading this story. I was glancing at the background...and I couldn't really make out what it was. I thought the middle was like...Frodo and Sam and the corners were some sort of design. Well...about...3/4ths way through the story, I start squinting at the left hand design and just...it hits me. I'm staring right at Achilles. -laughs- I was like "OH!" And do you know what the funniest thing is? Who I thought was Frodo and Sam was...Paris and Helen -snicker- I'm awful.

And...I have a hairstyle in mind! I have no idea how that came to mind! Well...Briseis...I was reading a story (it was het...IT CLAIMED IT WAS SLASH! But it wasn't...never trust *N Sync Pleasure...it's all het, God damn it! ALL HET! -hisses- Corny het, too) and there was a female character. As all female characters go...I tend to envision them looking like myself. But...she had long hair...long curls...just cascading down her back in a sort of...soft v. It was pretty. I liked it. And I suppose it's inpsired by Briseis.

Speaking of Briseis...She is a lucky bitch! Not only does she get to have incredible sex with Achilles (-drool-)...but she was in Attack of the Clones! Sure she never talked to Hayden...but I DON'T CARE! She played Dorme! -dies- She died at the very beginning of the movie. That's amusing.

Well...porn time. See ya.