Tig.: GAH!

Wednesday, July 07, 2004

GAH!

IT WORKED! IT POSTED! -orgasm- I'M SO HAPPY! YAY! -loud fits of hysteria-

Commands:
Ooh. You orgasmed. You know what? I'm going to try to keep this commenty post thingy clean. Yep. Going to try. Orgasm's a funny word. Kiera's a strange name. What person names their daughter Kiera? -long pause- You know... I just don't like her. I'm sure if I knew a person named Kiera and liked them, I'd like the name more. But I don't like her. She's entirely too flat-chested. But then I'm being kind of... piggish. Like a man! -gasps- She seems sweet... But I wouldn't... Wanna... Cuddle with her. She'd poke me. She's all bony and itty bitty. I'd break her. Then again, she did do seven bloody months of training for that fecking movie, so she might be able to kill my ass with a bow and arrow.

Damn! Look at this pointless comment. Er. What else is new? Really. I'm the Queen of Rambling... And JC would probably be the King -dies-
 
I don't blame you. Something about her bothers me. I'm just...not attracted to her in the least. AND SHE'S STEALING MAH HAIR! GAH! AND SHE'S TRYING TO BE ORLANDO BLOOM! Other than that...love her. But no' like tha'. -bows- Thank you...thank you
 
I would hope not. I'd have to kick your ass. And then kick hers... Even if she could kill me with a stupid bow and arrow.
 
She couldn't. Those probably weren't even real arrows. At least Orlando could shoot paper plates out of the sky. -dies-
 
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