Tig.

I love this show. I absolutely fucking love this show. It just...rocks. It has JC, Dominic, and Lance...who just called someone a quote unquote "sex kitten". Lance frightens me. Actually all of them do. JC and Dominic. They're bad. They had the whole MC Hammer v. Vanilla Ice thing and Dominic was dancing...to MC Hammer's "U Can't Touch This"...and quoted the Vanilla Ice song. -dies- "Stop collaborate and listen. Ice is back with my brand new mission." "His brand new mission? This is his first song. So you know he's lying and you don't believe another word he says after that." -dies- Actually...it's "invention" not "mission", but he's Dom...he can do whatever the fuck he wants. But...Dom...obviously as something against Vanilla Ice. Not that I disagree. Personally, I prefer MC Hammer to Vanilla Ice. And...-pauses- JC said something about George Michael. -loud cough- Sorry...-dies- Can't help it. But...Dominic...has a huge grudge against Vanilla Ice. He got all pissed acting. He was like...the only person on that show that didn't like Vanilla Ice. I don't blame him. I don't like him either. But the MC Hammer dancing. -laughs- It made me so happy that I have TiVo so that I could rewind that about five thousand times. Watching Dominic dance. -giggle- -giggle, giggle- And JC...he's just...adorable. I was watching...I think it was 98...but it might have been 97 or 99, but it was talking about "Something About Mary" and how they made fun of...mentally...inept people and he went "You can't say that! That's mean!" and I was all..."AWW!" -dies- It was bad. Jess and I were talking to each other and we both had the same reaction. But...just a few minutes ago they had the slap-bracelets and JC...had a moment. "They finally realized that these bracelets, when you slap them on, they cut your wrist and you die." -dies laughing- -falls over- He frightens me. Just like when he was talking about...SHIT! I forgot! It was fucking hilarious, though. Damn it. Um...-thinks- It was funny! -whimpers- I hate when I forget stuff. But it was funny, I'll tell you that. God, this is a lame post. -dies- But...I can't help it. Damn you JC. -giggles- But...Dom...Dom looks good. And...I was all "Ooh...JC looks pretty"...and then I saw Dom. "JC who?" And then Usher. I'd have screams for each person I recognized. "AHH! DOM!" "AHH! USHER!" "AHH! JC!" "AHH! LANCE IS FROM MISSISSIPPI!" -dies- I'm off. You have to excuse me. -dies- There's something mentally missing. Oh...the most priceless part of this (besides the Dominic dancing) was Dave Nevarro (or however the fuck you spell his name) singing "Genie In A Bottle". Hehe. He sang it well...but it was fucking hilarious! I mean...he's...he's Dave Nevarro! He doesn't sing Christina Aguilera songs! -laughs- It was fun. That and I like the guy from Anthrax...yeah...the ones who were in "Calender Girls"...he was nice to Hanson. "They're young, I know, and it's a boyband, but they write their own stuff and play instruments, so I'm not going to say anything bad about them." GAH! BRAD PITT! BRAAAAAD PITT! -giggles- "Thelma and Louise". Hehe...so what if he's an asshole. He's fucking...sexy. SHIRTLESS! SHIIIIIIIIIRTLESS! -ogle- -more ogle- Brad Pitt...-screams- HE'S ALMOST NEKID! Oh...shirtless..."Take me, break me, make me a man." Hehe...hehe. I do have to agree with all the women. I would waste all my money on Brad Pitt -nods- Hehe...shirtless Brad Pitt. Nekid Brad Pitt with a naughty chant. "Take me, break me, make me a man." I love you Brad. God bless -dies-
 
Yeah...I'm at Michele's house. It's fun. I have a laptop. Satellite TV. One free movie (which is going to be RotK because it has the deleted scenes in it). And...I'm all alone. It fucking rocks! I do like...nothing! Hehe.
 
And, just keep this in mind, I'm getting paid $50 for this. Heh. Heh.