Tig.

Well...I feel asleep at about 3 last night. Was awakened at 5:30. Yes. Mother dearest left a window open and Meow Meow got out. Luckily, after some thirty minutes of tracking her down and watching her...I stepped close to her...put my flashlight down...and she came to me. It was strange. Momma was like "Hold her tight. Don't let her go." But she wasn't struggling. Not until Momma got close, that is -dies- I found that amusing. Momma thinks she came to me because of the quote unquote "bond [we] made when she first came into the house". I think it's because she doesn't like the flashlights and I didn't have one with me. -dies- It was funny...while out there...I was sweet talking the whole time, even when I was talking to Mom. -dies- "Oh...I hope that's a cricket on the wall and not a cockroach. Oh, it's a cockroach. Die cockroach, die!" all in a little sing-song voice. I find that very amusing. I didn't kill the roach. Just scared the shit out of it. Anyway...Meow is back inside...and...I thought I'd want to kill her...but I'm just extremely relieved that she's back.
 
DARIN'S BACK ON THE COMPUTER! -dances around like a wild man- YAY! -dies- We're discussing "I Love The 90s" and a mutual hate for Michael Ian Black. Yeah...the annoying guy with the round head. -dies- And how we both like Hal Sparks. -dies giggling- Ahh...so...everything is good today. And that makes me happy. Now onto Rune Scape!