Sunday, July 04, 2004
Oi vey...
I haven't posted again! Bad Jamie! Bad! -smacks own hand- I'm crazy. I swear.
Well...it's (was, really) the fourth of July! YAY! Trivia question o' the day. Is there a fourth of July in England?
Answer: Of course there is! Do you think the English calender just went from July 3rd to the 5th? No! Stupid selfish Americans. -takes glove out and slaps-
More news. I now have a quote unquote "Reggae" accent. Mon. Heh. It's like the whole...Canadian accent thing. An "eh?" and a "mon" after every other sentence. Because if you say it after every sentence it gets annoying, eh, mon? -dies- I'm off...excuse me.
-gasps- HOW COULD I? I POSTED ON THAT DAY! -sobs- I forgot to tell you about "Talk Like A Canadian Day"! It was on Canada Day (which was the 1st). I didn't do very well on it, but I hope to do better on "Talk Like A Pirate Day" (September 19th). I didn't make that one up either. But...I'ma practice my pirate accent. That means full-fledged studying. Okay...Pirates of the Caribbean...Cutthroat Island...Dodgeball (Yes...there is a pirate! -clings- I luffs him...Steve the Pirate...he was the redhead in A Knight's Tale "Pain! Lots...of pain!" I love him)...and quite possibly Princess Bride. Hey! He was a pirate! And...since he's in there...I'll watch Ella Enchanted. And RotK...THERE WERE PIRATES! I SWEAR! -dies- I'll find more with pirates. There are lots of pirate movies I have. So I'll be needin' to study.
Well...I can't think of anything right now...besides Zaen posted more of her story. JOSHTIN LOVE! -squee- Except...it's all nervous "friends-with-benefits" thing. NO! And why is there always a Backstreet Boy or two in the good AUs? WHY? WHY? CAN'T THERE BE ONE STORY WITHOUT THEM? JUST ONE! GAH! Squee it gets annoying! -dies-
And I'm listening to Aqua again. Oi vey. I'm still obsessed. It's awful. I need to find new music. Maybe I should put in my LotR CDs. Or at least look at the pictures. Faramir. Prince of Gondor. Mother of Eowyn's babies -hump-. Not Eowyn of course. Eww. Nasty. That's like...humping...-pauses for a second- No...that's worse than humping Elrond in my opinion. Quite possibly Wormtongue. GAH! I ALMOST SAID WORMTAIL! -slaps self with a fish- Now...I'm sorry I had to do that...but you needed the fish slap to calm you. Are you calm? Yes...fish slap calm me. -dies laughing- Jesus...that's sad when I can slip from LotR to 50 First Dates since the only connection they have are Sean Astin. -giggles- Titty dance. -giggle, giggle- So amused.
Well...Aaaaaaaaaaaah'm boooooored. LEGOLAAAAAAAAAAS! S'NOT FAAAAAIR! HE'S WEARING ME SHIRT! -pouts- I wish Bagenders wouldn't have gotten canceled. -pouts- Oh well...I can still play Queen Beruthiel's Cat!
ARSE!
Never gets old.
Well...it's (was, really) the fourth of July! YAY! Trivia question o' the day. Is there a fourth of July in England?
Answer: Of course there is! Do you think the English calender just went from July 3rd to the 5th? No! Stupid selfish Americans. -takes glove out and slaps-
More news. I now have a quote unquote "Reggae" accent. Mon. Heh. It's like the whole...Canadian accent thing. An "eh?" and a "mon" after every other sentence. Because if you say it after every sentence it gets annoying, eh, mon? -dies- I'm off...excuse me.
-gasps- HOW COULD I? I POSTED ON THAT DAY! -sobs- I forgot to tell you about "Talk Like A Canadian Day"! It was on Canada Day (which was the 1st). I didn't do very well on it, but I hope to do better on "Talk Like A Pirate Day" (September 19th). I didn't make that one up either. But...I'ma practice my pirate accent. That means full-fledged studying. Okay...Pirates of the Caribbean...Cutthroat Island...Dodgeball (Yes...there is a pirate! -clings- I luffs him...Steve the Pirate...he was the redhead in A Knight's Tale "Pain! Lots...of pain!" I love him)...and quite possibly Princess Bride. Hey! He was a pirate! And...since he's in there...I'll watch Ella Enchanted. And RotK...THERE WERE PIRATES! I SWEAR! -dies- I'll find more with pirates. There are lots of pirate movies I have. So I'll be needin' to study.
Well...I can't think of anything right now...besides Zaen posted more of her story. JOSHTIN LOVE! -squee- Except...it's all nervous "friends-with-benefits" thing. NO! And why is there always a Backstreet Boy or two in the good AUs? WHY? WHY? CAN'T THERE BE ONE STORY WITHOUT THEM? JUST ONE! GAH! Squee it gets annoying! -dies-
And I'm listening to Aqua again. Oi vey. I'm still obsessed. It's awful. I need to find new music. Maybe I should put in my LotR CDs. Or at least look at the pictures. Faramir. Prince of Gondor. Mother of Eowyn's babies -hump-. Not Eowyn of course. Eww. Nasty. That's like...humping...-pauses for a second- No...that's worse than humping Elrond in my opinion. Quite possibly Wormtongue. GAH! I ALMOST SAID WORMTAIL! -slaps self with a fish- Now...I'm sorry I had to do that...but you needed the fish slap to calm you. Are you calm? Yes...fish slap calm me. -dies laughing- Jesus...that's sad when I can slip from LotR to 50 First Dates since the only connection they have are Sean Astin. -giggles- Titty dance. -giggle, giggle- So amused.
Well...Aaaaaaaaaaaah'm boooooored. LEGOLAAAAAAAAAAS! S'NOT FAAAAAIR! HE'S WEARING ME SHIRT! -pouts- I wish Bagenders wouldn't have gotten canceled. -pouts- Oh well...I can still play Queen Beruthiel's Cat!
ARSE!
Never gets old.
