Friday, July 09, 2004
Procrastinators unite! ... TOMORROW!
Heh...I was going to post...this morning. But Shelli called. -another nervous giggle- I'm pathetic...I know -giggles more-
Well...nothing much happened. Cooked lunch. Which sucked. The first tray was good, though. Second was terrible. Third was decent. Watched Will & Grace...sat in the rain (Damn you Darin!), took shower, and called Jessica. Yeah...lovely...exciting day. My dream last night was interesting, though. Could have made a movie out of it if I'd remembered it. That's why I was going to post this morning. I only had the dream because I saw pieces of Thelma & Louise (refer to Eye Candy O' Moment). Yeah. -coughs loudly- Uh huh. Brad Pitt. -ogle-
Well I suppose there's nothing more to do but to look longingly at my LotR TTT Daily calender. Yes...it has a very distraught looking Merry. -ogle- It's sad...it's from the 8th.
Oh and...Ode to July 9th. It's been a year since the Justin concert. A year. It's been a year since PotC came out. A year. GOD IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME! No wonder I've forgotten half the lines of PotC! -dies- I went to Justin's concert on the 9th. Saw PotC on the 10th. Saw a monkey on the 11th. Justin. Orlando. A monkey. The difference? Better hair. On Orlando's part, that is. Actually it was two monkeys. Justin on the 9th. Orlando/monkey on the 10th. Monkey 2 on the 11th. Yes...I have no life. In honor of that...I'm reposting the exact post I posted about the concert and so forth. Yeah...ah'm booooored. Ah know.
"Oh my word...I swear to God...there are only two things that could have happened that would have made last night -pun- better. Number one: Meet Justin -has an orgasm-. And number two would be to meet Justin and have Jessica with me. God damn I missed the girl so much last night -another pun-. You see, I just went to the concert I've been waiting for since August 1999. Justin Timberlake. I swear to GOD I about died. I love him so fucking much that it's not even funny. The man is just -shudders-...as much as I make fun of him...dear sweet mother of God...-shudders again-, the boy...is hot. Well, I decided I'd give my review of the concert, so here you go:
Christina was first, I thank God for that. Her show was about female impowerment, Power To The Women kinda thing...I'm surprised she didn't burn her bra. Not that the concert was bad, though. By the time hers was over, I was really, really glad she had came. There were only a few problems with her performance. The line up she had went up and down. First a fast song...then a slow song...first a fast song...then a slow song...Everything started out great with "Dirrty" but not until at almost the end with "Lady Marmalade" did anyone get into it. "Walk Away" was the most memorable part of the performance. I have three words for you...Male Pole Dancer -faints-. I mean LORD! The loudest screams (and Sarah and her mother's favorite part of both shows combined) came from this male pole dancer, humping poles and his hand and a chair. God damn it was hot. At first, all the little teenies thought it was Justin...because the guy was dancing and he had a shaved head. I found that hilarious. Justin can't move like THAT...Jesus Christ. And if you can Justin...e-mail me...I'll have my home address and phone number ready for you -shivers-. For what she lacked during the concert, she made up with the last songs. "Fighter" was probably the best response she got out of the audience. She sang it differently and you could hear everyone in the audience just screaming it. It was so good. Now onto Justin's concert...
They had a pause between the concert...and it was torture. I'm just sitting there...knees shaking...heart pounding...wringing my hands (and mah little glow up "Justified" glow stick thingie)...I was all nervous. Finally, the lights went out and everyone (including me) started screaming. I was having a cow. I don't think that boy could have stalled the show any longer or been more of a tease. For the first ten minutes...it was his band playing music...and occassional flashes of him putting on his shirt -shudders- and of him walking up stairs as to go to the concert and perform -faints again-. His male dancers came out first, all dressed up with their faces hidden, looking like Justin. All the girls were screaming. I was laughing. None of them realized that when either Justin or Christina came onto stage...the camera was on them, not zooming around. Justin stalled so long, that this one male dancer in a hood actually started to have me. But he came out. And boy did he come out. Everyone was just in a frenzy. He came out doing the beat boxing in the video for "Rock Your Body". I was all dancing to it. Not as much as I did later, but dancing none the less. I knew my mom was having fun...she loves all the beatboxing. He started off with "Rock Your Body" and everyone sang to it. EVERYONE. I mean, by the middle of it, I stopped singing and listened. You couldn't even hear him. So I stopped singing and started listening closely, no success there though (except in his parts with the girl where every girl [including me] sang to the girl's part). "Right For Me" was obviously less popular since it wasn't a single, so I could actually hear him. I loved the dancing to it, went along wonderfully with the clapping. I clapped with him. Hell, I was a clapping fool. I was just loving it. I really don't remember what song was after that, but I'm thinking it was...OH YEAH! He sang Gone. He was all like "A trivia question...anyone know this one?". I was like "YEAH!" but it had a different beat...so basically I didn't know...so I lied. That's okay though. I knew it when he sang the first line. After that, he launched into Girlfriend, singing only his verse and the bridge with him and JC. I had been whispering to Sarah variations of things like "Hot damn" and "I miss Chris." "I miss Chris and JC." "I miss Chris and JC and Joey" (she had already said something about missing Lance, so I didn't have to cover that aspect) and when Justin sang JC's "I've searched around this whole damn place..." part...I put my hands on my hips, turned to Sarah and said "That fucker...singing JC's line!" -falls over laughing- Then he introduced himself (which really needs no introduction, does it?) and thanked us on behalf of Christina and himself (which Christina had done earlier). Although Christina did that, too, it was quite different. He got a little personal with the crowd, talking about how he was pleased that he was "finally back in the South". Of course, that made everyone happy. Christina mostly giggled the whole time. I luffs Christina, but Jamie luffs Justin more -grins-. He went into "Still On My Brain" and I was just swaying to it. It was so fucking sweet. I couldn't help but think that. Then was his big 20 minute beat boxing session which KICKED ASS! Loved it to death. He disappeared into the stage and his image was still dancing off screen, each little screen leaving at different times. The last one left a little spark as the other ones did, but unlike the others, it turned into lightning. Lighting...storm...storm...rain...rain...river...Hmm...I wonder what this could be. Of course it was "Cry Me A River". It was really odd hearing the crowd sing a song about a girl cheating on them right back to Justin -laughs-. I don't really remember the line up after that, but I remember what all happened. He sang "Take It From Here" where he played the guitar (a big turn on) and played a slow song (a big dancing turn off) and I felt like the only one standing. But I didn't give a fuck by then. He played a little bit of "(She Said) Take Me Now" while he introduced each of his dancers, band, and back up singers...at least two times. He played "Nothin' Else" after "Still On My Brain" or before it or something...I was surprised he sang "Nothin' Else" happy, but surprised. He sang "Last Night" which I already knew. "Senorita" was before "Still On My Brain"! YEAH! -dies- I was all happy about that. It was funny, because I swear I was the only girl in the audience who sang it like he said to...he said to sing it like "I don't know what I'm thinkin' 'bout...really leavin' wit 'chu" -dies laughing- Everybody sings it "I don't know what I'm thinking 'bout...really leaving with you" -dies- I found that amusing. Very amusing. "Like I Love You" was last. I found that funny. He turned off all the lights for five minutes just like the '99 *N Sync concert to see who all would leave. About half the audience did. I found that funny. Did they think he'd really leave without singing his first single...EVER? -dies laughing- And actually...he came back onstage...put on a brown leather jacket and grinned at the audience. "Y'all don't really think I'd leave without singing this, do you?" -falls over laughing- GOD I LOVE HIM! -falls over again- Oh...and I forgot one of my favorites -grins-. He sang "Let's Take A Ride". I about burst into tears there. I missed Jessica so fucking much. I turned to Sarah and said "This is Jessica's favorite". -hugs her to death- God I missed her so fucking much.
Black Eyed Peas didn't show up, as I heard on the radio today, they were "detained" in Seattle. Really pissed me off. There were no opening acts. Thank the Lord.
But all in all, the concert ROCKED! -hugs Justin- He was worth the drive, the ticket price, the expensive T-Shirts and all that shit! WORTH IT! -hugs him to death- I felt so awful after that God damn concert. Not because my feet hurt from standing...not because my ankles hurt from dancing...not because my knees hurt from swaying...not because my hips hurt from shaking my ass...and not because my back hurt from not sitting down. I wanted to see it again and again. Seeing that makes me proud to be an *N Sync fan and even more proud to be a Justin Timberlake fan. God bless that boy. He sure knows how to work that charm, even from the stage."
It's cringe-worthy...I know...but I was in awe. I do agree with the last sentence, but like everything, it fades. -dies- Obviously.
Well...nothing much happened. Cooked lunch. Which sucked. The first tray was good, though. Second was terrible. Third was decent. Watched Will & Grace...sat in the rain (Damn you Darin!), took shower, and called Jessica. Yeah...lovely...exciting day. My dream last night was interesting, though. Could have made a movie out of it if I'd remembered it. That's why I was going to post this morning. I only had the dream because I saw pieces of Thelma & Louise (refer to Eye Candy O' Moment). Yeah. -coughs loudly- Uh huh. Brad Pitt. -ogle-
Well I suppose there's nothing more to do but to look longingly at my LotR TTT Daily calender. Yes...it has a very distraught looking Merry. -ogle- It's sad...it's from the 8th.
Oh and...Ode to July 9th. It's been a year since the Justin concert. A year. It's been a year since PotC came out. A year. GOD IT'S BEEN A LONG TIME! No wonder I've forgotten half the lines of PotC! -dies- I went to Justin's concert on the 9th. Saw PotC on the 10th. Saw a monkey on the 11th. Justin. Orlando. A monkey. The difference? Better hair. On Orlando's part, that is. Actually it was two monkeys. Justin on the 9th. Orlando/monkey on the 10th. Monkey 2 on the 11th. Yes...I have no life. In honor of that...I'm reposting the exact post I posted about the concert and so forth. Yeah...ah'm booooored. Ah know.
"Oh my word...I swear to God...there are only two things that could have happened that would have made last night -pun- better. Number one: Meet Justin -has an orgasm-. And number two would be to meet Justin and have Jessica with me. God damn I missed the girl so much last night -another pun-. You see, I just went to the concert I've been waiting for since August 1999. Justin Timberlake. I swear to GOD I about died. I love him so fucking much that it's not even funny. The man is just -shudders-...as much as I make fun of him...dear sweet mother of God...-shudders again-, the boy...is hot. Well, I decided I'd give my review of the concert, so here you go:
Christina was first, I thank God for that. Her show was about female impowerment, Power To The Women kinda thing...I'm surprised she didn't burn her bra. Not that the concert was bad, though. By the time hers was over, I was really, really glad she had came. There were only a few problems with her performance. The line up she had went up and down. First a fast song...then a slow song...first a fast song...then a slow song...Everything started out great with "Dirrty" but not until at almost the end with "Lady Marmalade" did anyone get into it. "Walk Away" was the most memorable part of the performance. I have three words for you...Male Pole Dancer -faints-. I mean LORD! The loudest screams (and Sarah and her mother's favorite part of both shows combined) came from this male pole dancer, humping poles and his hand and a chair. God damn it was hot. At first, all the little teenies thought it was Justin...because the guy was dancing and he had a shaved head. I found that hilarious. Justin can't move like THAT...Jesus Christ. And if you can Justin...e-mail me...I'll have my home address and phone number ready for you -shivers-. For what she lacked during the concert, she made up with the last songs. "Fighter" was probably the best response she got out of the audience. She sang it differently and you could hear everyone in the audience just screaming it. It was so good. Now onto Justin's concert...
They had a pause between the concert...and it was torture. I'm just sitting there...knees shaking...heart pounding...wringing my hands (and mah little glow up "Justified" glow stick thingie)...I was all nervous. Finally, the lights went out and everyone (including me) started screaming. I was having a cow. I don't think that boy could have stalled the show any longer or been more of a tease. For the first ten minutes...it was his band playing music...and occassional flashes of him putting on his shirt -shudders- and of him walking up stairs as to go to the concert and perform -faints again-. His male dancers came out first, all dressed up with their faces hidden, looking like Justin. All the girls were screaming. I was laughing. None of them realized that when either Justin or Christina came onto stage...the camera was on them, not zooming around. Justin stalled so long, that this one male dancer in a hood actually started to have me. But he came out. And boy did he come out. Everyone was just in a frenzy. He came out doing the beat boxing in the video for "Rock Your Body". I was all dancing to it. Not as much as I did later, but dancing none the less. I knew my mom was having fun...she loves all the beatboxing. He started off with "Rock Your Body" and everyone sang to it. EVERYONE. I mean, by the middle of it, I stopped singing and listened. You couldn't even hear him. So I stopped singing and started listening closely, no success there though (except in his parts with the girl where every girl [including me] sang to the girl's part). "Right For Me" was obviously less popular since it wasn't a single, so I could actually hear him. I loved the dancing to it, went along wonderfully with the clapping. I clapped with him. Hell, I was a clapping fool. I was just loving it. I really don't remember what song was after that, but I'm thinking it was...OH YEAH! He sang Gone. He was all like "A trivia question...anyone know this one?". I was like "YEAH!" but it had a different beat...so basically I didn't know...so I lied. That's okay though. I knew it when he sang the first line. After that, he launched into Girlfriend, singing only his verse and the bridge with him and JC. I had been whispering to Sarah variations of things like "Hot damn" and "I miss Chris." "I miss Chris and JC." "I miss Chris and JC and Joey" (she had already said something about missing Lance, so I didn't have to cover that aspect) and when Justin sang JC's "I've searched around this whole damn place..." part...I put my hands on my hips, turned to Sarah and said "That fucker...singing JC's line!" -falls over laughing- Then he introduced himself (which really needs no introduction, does it?) and thanked us on behalf of Christina and himself (which Christina had done earlier). Although Christina did that, too, it was quite different. He got a little personal with the crowd, talking about how he was pleased that he was "finally back in the South". Of course, that made everyone happy. Christina mostly giggled the whole time. I luffs Christina, but Jamie luffs Justin more -grins-. He went into "Still On My Brain" and I was just swaying to it. It was so fucking sweet. I couldn't help but think that. Then was his big 20 minute beat boxing session which KICKED ASS! Loved it to death. He disappeared into the stage and his image was still dancing off screen, each little screen leaving at different times. The last one left a little spark as the other ones did, but unlike the others, it turned into lightning. Lighting...storm...storm...rain...rain...river...Hmm...I wonder what this could be. Of course it was "Cry Me A River". It was really odd hearing the crowd sing a song about a girl cheating on them right back to Justin -laughs-. I don't really remember the line up after that, but I remember what all happened. He sang "Take It From Here" where he played the guitar (a big turn on) and played a slow song (a big dancing turn off) and I felt like the only one standing. But I didn't give a fuck by then. He played a little bit of "(She Said) Take Me Now" while he introduced each of his dancers, band, and back up singers...at least two times. He played "Nothin' Else" after "Still On My Brain" or before it or something...I was surprised he sang "Nothin' Else" happy, but surprised. He sang "Last Night" which I already knew. "Senorita" was before "Still On My Brain"! YEAH! -dies- I was all happy about that. It was funny, because I swear I was the only girl in the audience who sang it like he said to...he said to sing it like "I don't know what I'm thinkin' 'bout...really leavin' wit 'chu" -dies laughing- Everybody sings it "I don't know what I'm thinking 'bout...really leaving with you" -dies- I found that amusing. Very amusing. "Like I Love You" was last. I found that funny. He turned off all the lights for five minutes just like the '99 *N Sync concert to see who all would leave. About half the audience did. I found that funny. Did they think he'd really leave without singing his first single...EVER? -dies laughing- And actually...he came back onstage...put on a brown leather jacket and grinned at the audience. "Y'all don't really think I'd leave without singing this, do you?" -falls over laughing- GOD I LOVE HIM! -falls over again- Oh...and I forgot one of my favorites -grins-. He sang "Let's Take A Ride". I about burst into tears there. I missed Jessica so fucking much. I turned to Sarah and said "This is Jessica's favorite". -hugs her to death- God I missed her so fucking much.
Black Eyed Peas didn't show up, as I heard on the radio today, they were "detained" in Seattle. Really pissed me off. There were no opening acts. Thank the Lord.
But all in all, the concert ROCKED! -hugs Justin- He was worth the drive, the ticket price, the expensive T-Shirts and all that shit! WORTH IT! -hugs him to death- I felt so awful after that God damn concert. Not because my feet hurt from standing...not because my ankles hurt from dancing...not because my knees hurt from swaying...not because my hips hurt from shaking my ass...and not because my back hurt from not sitting down. I wanted to see it again and again. Seeing that makes me proud to be an *N Sync fan and even more proud to be a Justin Timberlake fan. God bless that boy. He sure knows how to work that charm, even from the stage."
It's cringe-worthy...I know...but I was in awe. I do agree with the last sentence, but like everything, it fades. -dies- Obviously.
Commands:
<< Home
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! WHAT WAS I THINKING REPOSTING THAT? GAH! I DIDN'T EVEN READ THROUGH IT! Now I read three sentences and have a full body wince! GAH!
Post a Comment
<< Home
