Tig.: You know you're pathetic when...

Wednesday, July 14, 2004

You know you're pathetic when...

...you have to beg people to post comments in your blog. I know this is quite pathetic...but...POST IN MAH GOD DAMN BLOG, PEOPLE! I don't care what you say as long as you do, in fact, say it! GAH! It'd make my day better at least.

Yep...I've had a bad day. Made a cat mad at me, got mad at a friend, didn't do my exercises correctly, was exhausted, and didn't crush the cans and do the dishes before momma got home. But I feel better now. I've eaten. That and my assortment of beverages makes me feel better. Milk, Hi-C, and Pepsi. I'm a liquids person, what can I say?

Commands:
Liquids person... That sounds dirty. Dirrty, even, but not really. Well, unless you're me. And you're not. But if you were, it'd be dirrty. If you knew what was going through my mind, and what kind of and whose liquids I'd drink. But you don't, so it's not dirrty. Just dirty, but only a little. Because you didn't mean it in the way I'm thinking you meant it, even though I know you didn't mean it that way. I'm just perverted... More so than most, anyway.

Wow. That was a very Jack Sparrow-like train of thought.
 
No...that wasn't a Jack Sparrow train of thought. More of a Jamie one, but Jack Sparrow...Jamie...all the same, really.
 
I'm a liquids person.

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