Wednesday, June 01, 2005
Well, well, well...
I know it, I know it. I'm coming back with my tail inbetween my legs. But I've had less pleasurable sensations, toi?
Today is a lovely day. A very happy day. The best day of the damn year. And no...it's not my birthday...To quote the Almighty Alice Cooper..."Schoooooooooool's out. for. summer..." with those nice little pauses. YES! IT'S OUT! IT'S GONE! HALLELUJAH! PRAISE JESUS! -does a happy dance-
Well...I know it's been a while...I mean...shit...It's been a while...I've made so many new friends...Brophy...Ami...Amy...and...other people...who I'll...remember...shortly...maybe. Well...that's a lot more than I had before! And it's quality, man, not quantity. OOH! AND ASHLEY! -slaps herself- Ashley Tucker. Yep. We have the Kitten and random other things in common.
Well...since I'm so used to giving my patented movie reviews...I will give one...but just because I've missed you so much...
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Did Jar Jar die?" No. But a lot of other people did! Yay!
Let me tell you a little about the background on the day I saw it. I bought movie tickets. Lots of movie tickets. I took a day off of school to see this DAMN movie and if it was bad...I was so going to kill George Lucas. Yes. Go Gandalf on him and the works. Well...the ticket times were approximately as follows "12:01, 10:00, 1:25, 4:50". Yes. Four showings. I know, I know! Everyone else thought I was crazy! AND I AM! -evil laughter- Well..I went to sleep early and couldn't talk to Jess the night before, but I got my butt up at 9:00 and headed into Texarkana with my mother. She slept in her own car whilst I drove Strider. Got in there and there was a nice long line. Felt very awkward. At first I felt weird because I seemed to be the only one with a Star Wars shirt, but once I got inside...I felt like the only one without a costume! Ahh, if only I could have made a Shaak Ti costume. That would have owned. Well...got in there...took a seat in the now infamous theater 4 and sat my ass down. And waited. For an HOUR. I was starting to freak out! I started sweating and breathing funny and shaking. My GOD! It was painful! And when it came on, I was blown away. Right up...close up of the Hair. That shot alone was worth the wait. He is one SEXY bitch. And it's not a mullet Ewan. -smacks him and runs away- Damn you. Whiner. -sticks her tongue out at him- The movie...a HELL of a lot better than I expected! I guess I thought it was going to be good...but I kinda thought it would be crappy. Of course there was that lovely "gag-me-with-a-spoon" moment between a very pregnant Padme and a very sexy Anakin. Jesus Christ. Even though that man's lips when he says "You're beautiful" look quite good. -drools- Well...quite enough action, even for my liking. Although, I was sadly disappointed in General Grievous! Having watched the Clone Wars (at least episodes 21-25), I was expecting a grand performance from him. In the Clone Wars, he scared the crap out of me. Almost killed one of my favorite Jedis (Shaak Ti [Although she kicked ass and looked good doing it]). He just...was very frightening. But then in the movie...he was hacking like crazy...and got two arms cut off by Wussy-Wan Kenobi (no offense...but I hold grudges, people). I mean...MY GOD GRIEVOUS! What happened to that evil little robot I once knew? Heartless...evil...enough to make a girl pee her damn pants! Which I almost did. He was so great. But...just -sighs- So sad, so sad. The progression from Ani to Mr. Asthma Attack himself was very convincing. Good part of acting on Hayden's part. Very surprised how sexy that man can be whilst grunting and lowering his eyelashes and doing the patented Bloom Nostril Flare. Sexy as hell. -fans herself- Although...-kicks him in the groin- He got Aayla killed. I HAD TO WATCH MAH BEBE DIE! THEY KILLED HER! I was sobbing. YOU DON'T KILL T3H AAYLA! NOOOOO! Oh well...it was very good...the fight scene wasn't as good as I expected...and I got sick of PALPATINE'S ASS! -kicks him- Fucker. Well...I figured something out! Palpatine (the Force using him, that is) created Anakin! If you remember, Anakin "had no father", as per revealed in Episode I: The Gungan Menace (-dies-). Well, in Episode III: The Short-Lived Revenge of Duck-Face a.k.a. Count Dracul...I mean Dooku...Palpatine was telling Ani a story about how a Sith Lord Darth Plagueis could create life. And...I didn't get it until I was searching around the SW site. Palpy created him! GAH! Palpy was his apprentice (said in earlier scripts and in the book...and various other places) and according to him, Plagueis "taught his apprentice everything he knew" and my GOD! The look he gave Ani! And that also explains after he got his nice little "lava burn" (I was wondering how a lightsaber made that boy so fucking UGLY! GAH!) on Mustafar, Sidious (Palpy) looked so concerned about Vader's wellbeing. He looked so sad. GAH! BECAUSE HE'S HIS FATHER! GAH! Now...it's a "Ani, I am your father..." "NOOOOOOO! IT COULDN'T BE! I'M FAR TOO SEXY TO BE YOUR CHILD!" "Search your feelings...you know it to be true..." "But...how did THIS turn into THAT?" "Shut up insolent child before I cut off your lightsaber" "But...you can't cut off my lightsaber..." "I'm not talking about that blue thing in your pocket, son..."
Today is a lovely day. A very happy day. The best day of the damn year. And no...it's not my birthday...To quote the Almighty Alice Cooper..."Schoooooooooool's out. for. summer..." with those nice little pauses. YES! IT'S OUT! IT'S GONE! HALLELUJAH! PRAISE JESUS! -does a happy dance-
Well...I know it's been a while...I mean...shit...It's been a while...I've made so many new friends...Brophy...Ami...Amy...and...other people...who I'll...remember...shortly...maybe. Well...that's a lot more than I had before! And it's quality, man, not quantity. OOH! AND ASHLEY! -slaps herself- Ashley Tucker. Yep. We have the Kitten and random other things in common.
Well...since I'm so used to giving my patented movie reviews...I will give one...but just because I've missed you so much...
Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
Now, I know what you're thinking. "Did Jar Jar die?" No. But a lot of other people did! Yay!
Let me tell you a little about the background on the day I saw it. I bought movie tickets. Lots of movie tickets. I took a day off of school to see this DAMN movie and if it was bad...I was so going to kill George Lucas. Yes. Go Gandalf on him and the works. Well...the ticket times were approximately as follows "12:01, 10:00, 1:25, 4:50". Yes. Four showings. I know, I know! Everyone else thought I was crazy! AND I AM! -evil laughter- Well..I went to sleep early and couldn't talk to Jess the night before, but I got my butt up at 9:00 and headed into Texarkana with my mother. She slept in her own car whilst I drove Strider. Got in there and there was a nice long line. Felt very awkward. At first I felt weird because I seemed to be the only one with a Star Wars shirt, but once I got inside...I felt like the only one without a costume! Ahh, if only I could have made a Shaak Ti costume. That would have owned. Well...got in there...took a seat in the now infamous theater 4 and sat my ass down. And waited. For an HOUR. I was starting to freak out! I started sweating and breathing funny and shaking. My GOD! It was painful! And when it came on, I was blown away. Right up...close up of the Hair. That shot alone was worth the wait. He is one SEXY bitch. And it's not a mullet Ewan. -smacks him and runs away- Damn you. Whiner. -sticks her tongue out at him- The movie...a HELL of a lot better than I expected! I guess I thought it was going to be good...but I kinda thought it would be crappy. Of course there was that lovely "gag-me-with-a-spoon" moment between a very pregnant Padme and a very sexy Anakin. Jesus Christ. Even though that man's lips when he says "You're beautiful" look quite good. -drools- Well...quite enough action, even for my liking. Although, I was sadly disappointed in General Grievous! Having watched the Clone Wars (at least episodes 21-25), I was expecting a grand performance from him. In the Clone Wars, he scared the crap out of me. Almost killed one of my favorite Jedis (Shaak Ti [Although she kicked ass and looked good doing it]). He just...was very frightening. But then in the movie...he was hacking like crazy...and got two arms cut off by Wussy-Wan Kenobi (no offense...but I hold grudges, people). I mean...MY GOD GRIEVOUS! What happened to that evil little robot I once knew? Heartless...evil...enough to make a girl pee her damn pants! Which I almost did. He was so great. But...just -sighs- So sad, so sad. The progression from Ani to Mr. Asthma Attack himself was very convincing. Good part of acting on Hayden's part. Very surprised how sexy that man can be whilst grunting and lowering his eyelashes and doing the patented Bloom Nostril Flare. Sexy as hell. -fans herself- Although...-kicks him in the groin- He got Aayla killed. I HAD TO WATCH MAH BEBE DIE! THEY KILLED HER! I was sobbing. YOU DON'T KILL T3H AAYLA! NOOOOO! Oh well...it was very good...the fight scene wasn't as good as I expected...and I got sick of PALPATINE'S ASS! -kicks him- Fucker. Well...I figured something out! Palpatine (the Force using him, that is) created Anakin! If you remember, Anakin "had no father", as per revealed in Episode I: The Gungan Menace (-dies-). Well, in Episode III: The Short-Lived Revenge of Duck-Face a.k.a. Count Dracul...I mean Dooku...Palpatine was telling Ani a story about how a Sith Lord Darth Plagueis could create life. And...I didn't get it until I was searching around the SW site. Palpy created him! GAH! Palpy was his apprentice (said in earlier scripts and in the book...and various other places) and according to him, Plagueis "taught his apprentice everything he knew" and my GOD! The look he gave Ani! And that also explains after he got his nice little "lava burn" (I was wondering how a lightsaber made that boy so fucking UGLY! GAH!) on Mustafar, Sidious (Palpy) looked so concerned about Vader's wellbeing. He looked so sad. GAH! BECAUSE HE'S HIS FATHER! GAH! Now...it's a "Ani, I am your father..." "NOOOOOOO! IT COULDN'T BE! I'M FAR TOO SEXY TO BE YOUR CHILD!" "Search your feelings...you know it to be true..." "But...how did THIS turn into THAT?" "Shut up insolent child before I cut off your lightsaber" "But...you can't cut off my lightsaber..." "I'm not talking about that blue thing in your pocket, son..."
