Tig.

-giggles- Yep...I ARE 17! -bounces about like a monkey- I just...damn it...that Beatles song..."I Saw Her Standing There"...great fucking song...so about to sing "16 Candles".

Well...I GOT MAH FIRST VIBRATOR! Which is so probably more than any of you wanted to know...namely Brophy and probably Darin if he reads this. Which is probably a not -rolls her eyes-. Well...it's so great...it's called the "Anal Scandal", but can be used for lots of things. It's so cute and Japanese. KAWAII! -squees- I have to go buy condoms for it, though -laughs- Which will be awkward if I see anyone I know. Speaking of cute and Japanese...

I have a new favorite TV show! It's called "Case Closed" and it's about a teenage detective named Jimmy Kudo...and how he gets transformed into a little kid (who he names Conan after Sir Arthur Conan Doyle of Sherlock Holmes fame) by an experimental poison. He's so great...I LUFFS THE CONAN! I want to lick him. Badly. I have a link at the side.

I have read, I think 11 books this summer. Let's review!

1. Sex For One - Betty Dodson
2. Captain's Bride - Kat Martin
3. Villians Victorious - Various
4. The Lion, The Witch and the Wardrobe - C.S. Lewis
5. Prince Caspian - C.S. Lewis
6. The Voyage of the "Dawn Treader" - C.S. Lewis
7. Charlie and the Chocolate Factory - Roald Dahl
8. Cancer Schmancer - Fran Drescher
9. Enter Whining - Fran Drescher
10. Snow - Tracy Lynn
11. Hatching Magic

Yeah...that's a damn lot of reading for me! -giggles-

Well...just got back from San Antonio from the BRAC trip...which is something I should save for another time...