Tig.

Now...it's come to that certain time in the year where one question comes up: What the hell am I going to be for Halloween?

Last year, I saw Jack Sparrow, pardon...CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow...and this year I want an equally great costume. I put a lot of love into that costume...and a lot of time and money...and this year...I want something slightly more simple (so Star Wars is out) and definately less costly. So far...I've been thinking about Willy Wonka. But obviously, that's out of the question. A quality top hat alone costs at least $50...and I'm not willing to spend that. Not to mention his almost impossible to make candy cane. No pun intended. And then I was thinking..."How about Conan?" I'm not too sure about that though, for two reasons. The hair and the eyes. His hair would definately be a stretch to make...it's very...different...I suppose I could find some Harry Potter wigs and cut them up...and the eyes...are huge and blue. So definately contacts would be in order. And then I was thinking...how about dressing up as a Japanese person...not just any regular one...but one that's super kawaii with all the trimmings and layers, but...I'm not too sure I can find much in my size.

So it's up to y'all. Leave suggestions of what you think I should be for Halloween. Nothing horror movie centered, though. I need something creative, and I'm so not afraid to be male. -pauses- No...a drag queen would cost too much money...damn...