Wednesday, July 13, 2005
Oy vey...
This Fun Dip is all over my damn computer desk -curses-
I need to look up how to get past this one level in my GBA version of the Revenge of the Sith...I just...can't beat this one ship...I kill his guns, but not his main blaster...and I diah...
VIBRATOR VIBRATOR VIBRATOR! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why has everyone got a problem with vibrators? And sex toys in general. And masturbation in general. GAH! Masturbation is great! It's everyone's first sexual encounter...it's lovely...relaxing...uplifting...it is actually a proven form of meditation. It relieves tension and makes everyone just a little more friendly. I've read so many books about it. Especially Betty Dodson's...I recommend her books so much. It gave me such a better self esteem. I feel so much more beautiful after reading her books and a whole lot more knowledgable. She's a very good writer and very knowledgable about her subject. I don't agree with all of her opinions, like her non-monogamous nature, but I agree with her on masturbation. I mean...I couldn't imagine growing up, or living, without it. I would be such a meaner person. I'm not very nice if I don't get my time, you know? It's like constant PMS. Also...I hate the thought that society accepts male masturbation and rejects female masturbation. And faking orgasm is the stupidest ass thing. Just to stroke the male ego. -shakes her head- Why are females denied pleasure? We are still treated as subservient housewives, and I for one do NOT believe in that. Maybe I'm a bit of a dominating person (-cough- Dominatrix - cough-) but I'm not going to be told that I can't pleasure myself because of my gender or anything else. And the Roman Catholic Church can shove masturbation. Why the hell did God give us organs, such as the clit, which their only purpose in the body is pleasure? I mean...he could have us reproduce in a way which is not stimulating to our bodies but is just used for reproduction and survival. So why can't we masturbate? And, despite the society's view, masturbation isn't a "second rate sex"...intercourse is sex and so is masturbation. Not everybody responds in the same way. I respond with masturbation, but I might respond differently or not at all with intercourse, I wouldn't know. But they're both a form of sex. Sex, in most minds, is considered penis-vagina, thrust thrust thrust. But that is so...so ignorant. Especially in this day and age. -sighs- I just...I guess I'm just a very sexual being...and I can't imagine being so closed minded to a simple pleasure that doesn't hurt anyone's feelings. -sighs- I have lots of opinions on other stuff, such as anal sex for men. And straight women with strap-ons. God, I love this country.
Speaking of which...I named my vibrator Echikochan...hehe...isn't it cute? Since it's Japanese and everything. I'm weird...I know...but if I can name my breasts, my bum, my computer, my truck, and my Fluffy...why not name my vibrator? Speaking of which...I'm getting a new one in soon...it just shipped...God I can't wait! It looks like a lightsaber! -squee- I'm so excited! (And obsessive)
Speaking of obsessive...CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY OPENS! YAY! I'm so looking forward to it! YAY!
I need to look up how to get past this one level in my GBA version of the Revenge of the Sith...I just...can't beat this one ship...I kill his guns, but not his main blaster...and I diah...
VIBRATOR VIBRATOR VIBRATOR! HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
Why has everyone got a problem with vibrators? And sex toys in general. And masturbation in general. GAH! Masturbation is great! It's everyone's first sexual encounter...it's lovely...relaxing...uplifting...it is actually a proven form of meditation. It relieves tension and makes everyone just a little more friendly. I've read so many books about it. Especially Betty Dodson's...I recommend her books so much. It gave me such a better self esteem. I feel so much more beautiful after reading her books and a whole lot more knowledgable. She's a very good writer and very knowledgable about her subject. I don't agree with all of her opinions, like her non-monogamous nature, but I agree with her on masturbation. I mean...I couldn't imagine growing up, or living, without it. I would be such a meaner person. I'm not very nice if I don't get my time, you know? It's like constant PMS. Also...I hate the thought that society accepts male masturbation and rejects female masturbation. And faking orgasm is the stupidest ass thing. Just to stroke the male ego. -shakes her head- Why are females denied pleasure? We are still treated as subservient housewives, and I for one do NOT believe in that. Maybe I'm a bit of a dominating person (-cough- Dominatrix - cough-) but I'm not going to be told that I can't pleasure myself because of my gender or anything else. And the Roman Catholic Church can shove masturbation. Why the hell did God give us organs, such as the clit, which their only purpose in the body is pleasure? I mean...he could have us reproduce in a way which is not stimulating to our bodies but is just used for reproduction and survival. So why can't we masturbate? And, despite the society's view, masturbation isn't a "second rate sex"...intercourse is sex and so is masturbation. Not everybody responds in the same way. I respond with masturbation, but I might respond differently or not at all with intercourse, I wouldn't know. But they're both a form of sex. Sex, in most minds, is considered penis-vagina, thrust thrust thrust. But that is so...so ignorant. Especially in this day and age. -sighs- I just...I guess I'm just a very sexual being...and I can't imagine being so closed minded to a simple pleasure that doesn't hurt anyone's feelings. -sighs- I have lots of opinions on other stuff, such as anal sex for men. And straight women with strap-ons. God, I love this country.
Speaking of which...I named my vibrator Echikochan...hehe...isn't it cute? Since it's Japanese and everything. I'm weird...I know...but if I can name my breasts, my bum, my computer, my truck, and my Fluffy...why not name my vibrator? Speaking of which...I'm getting a new one in soon...it just shipped...God I can't wait! It looks like a lightsaber! -squee- I'm so excited! (And obsessive)
Speaking of obsessive...CHARLIE AND THE CHOCOLATE FACTORY OPENS! YAY! I'm so looking forward to it! YAY!
