Tig.

Life according to Joselyn:

Subcategory: Musical Tolerance

"Freddie Mercury is god. And if you disagree, you will die. And not slowly, either. I don't mind the sight of blood. Or internal organs."

Subcategory: Speech Impediments

"GET DOWN! R...ROSCO...er...RONALD...er...RASCAL...-pauses- DEAR GOD WHAT IS HIS NAME?"

Subcategory: Common Sense

"Connie! Do you seriously think I'm going to go run around Ashley's house AND your house? There's only so far I can run when it's below 40 and I'm in the buff!"

Well...first off...going to be in the beauty pagent! Not that that's news, but still -shrugs- Haven't quite decided whether I'll be acting or singing. I'm leaning towards acting. Possibly a monologue from Sophocles' Antigone.

Second news...NAMED MY LIGHTSABER! YAY! It's name is Daisuke, which means "great help". -giggle- Almost named it "bliss child" or Sachiko, but I like Daisuke. Hehe...Daisuke...so pretty...

Third news...this.
-orgasms-

It's going to be better than porn.

Why is that?

Hayden Christensen and Jimmy Fallon in the same movie.

-goes off into another room and screams loudly-

THANK YOU GOD! YOU'VE ANSWERED MY PRAYERS! -loud scream-

-clears her throat- So...yeah...

i am not: you
i hurt: only a little when I do lunges
i love: myself. I lust after Brad Pitt
i hate: mean people!
i hope: for the beast
i hear: Er...Bicycle Race by Queen -blush-
i crave: affection
i regret: not as many things as I used to
i cry: at least once a week. It's good for you.
i care: very deeply.
i always: daydream
i long to: be loved
i feel alone: when I'm sad...
i listen: to my friends...most of the time...
i hide: from...depression, really...
i drive: better than everyone else in my family (thank you)
i sing: a lot worse than I should...
i write: SLASH!
i breathe: slowly
i miss: youth
i feel: strangely cold and hot at the same time...bloody heater
i know: there's something exciting around the corner
i say: Poop...it's the new expletive!
i succeed: when I work...
i fail: when I don't try
i dream: all the bloody time...
i sleep: like a cat
i wonder: why I feel so alone sometimes
i want: love
i worry: about my future
i have: rough acting talent (shut it, Brophy, you perv)
i give: not enough
i wait: to get out into the real world
i need: LOVE!
i am: Joselyn
i think: WAAAY too much
i can't help the fact that: I am who I am
i stay: at the fair a little too long...




01. cats? ARIEL!
02. dogs? POOKY!
03. phones? Ring
04. radio? Loud
05. books? Large
06. rap? Talking
07. christmas? Music
08. holidays? Snowy
09. vacation? Beach
10. friends? Smiles
11. family? Crazed
12. computer? Dommie!
13. cell phone? Slippery little bastard
14. nail polish? Clear!
15. flip? Flops
16. window? Pane
17. door? Closed
18. sky? Blue
19. ground? Dirt
20. catcher? Baseball
21. sports? TV
22. practice? Choir
23. animal? Dog
24. laguna? Stupid damn television show
25. bitch? ME!
26. funny? ME!
27. glitter? Very bad movie...
28. abercrombie? I have a shirt...
29. questions? Answers!
30. class? Walthour...
31. homework? La tarea!
32. locker? Room...heh...porn...
33. hall? Monitor
34. mall? Books-A-Million
35. rollercoaster? Song by B*Witched
36. pencil? Eraser
37. doodle? Bored
38. crush? PINEAPPLES!
39. pizza? When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie it's amore!
40. music? Play
41. press? On nails (Don't know where that came from)
42. pictures? Photographs (Not the song)
43. cracker? White and southern
44. coke? PEPSI!
45. fish? and chips
46. food? Restaurant
47. chips? and fish!
48. keys? Somewhere around the house
49. grass? Jellybeans
50. please? Harder!




What's your locker number? Er...319? Maybe?
Homeroom number? Don't have one...
What's your favorite class? I don't know...Creative Writing, I think...
Least favorite class? Computer Business Applications...as much as I love Connie...
Hardest class? Trig...
Do you sit in the front or the back? Front
Do you get a lot of homework? Hell no...I'm a senior, bitch!
How often do you see your friends? Almost every day...
Who do you sit with at lunch? Brophy, Dedra, Amy, Satan, and Manny
Who's your favorite teacher? Er...I don't know...Ms. Huckaby?
Least favorite? Don't have one...
Have a crush yet? I did in the 9th grade...not at this school, though...
Get any bad grades yet? Naturally...
Your best grade so far? 100.
What grade are you in? 12
Do you like it so far? Er...yeah?
What school do you go to? De Queen
Are you a popular kid or in the middle or just not? I don't know and I don't give a flying fuck.
What do you have for lunch? Nachoes!
Are you doing any sports? Hell no.
If not what the hell are you doing? Being a nerd!
Do a lot of people know you? They know who I am...but not the real me, no...
Do teachers liek you? Yeah.
Should you really be doing your homework now? I should be studying for a Trig test, yes.



01. What was the last book you read? That one Quidditch book...
02. How long have you known your best friend? A few years...
03. What's you favorite color? Purple
04. What state do you live in? Arkansas
05. What's the current weather there? Cold...
06. What time did you go to sleep last night? Not very well
07. When was the last time you talked on the phone? About 30 minutes ago...
08. Do you have an innie or an outie? Innie
09. Do you like rap? Yeah
10. Do you have any striped shirts? Cha
11. What grade are you in? 12th
12. What color are the walls in your room? White?
13. How many CDs do you have? I don't know! A lot!
14. What color are your toes? White?
15. Do you have a dog? 7 of them...Pooky (Aayla), Ronnie, Dee Dee, Harry, T.J., Sarah, and Bob...
16. What did you have for breakfast yesterday? Cereal
17. Do you want to have kids when you grow up? Cha
18. How many pets do you have? Too many to count...
19. Did you ever lie to your friend? Cha
20. Do you think you’re hot? Er...no...
21. Do you have a crush on someone? Nope!
22. Where would you want to go for a vacation? Disney World
23. Do you like green day? I guess...
24. Are you a Goth? I can be...but not really...that's a stereotype which I don't believe in...
25. Do you hate pink? HELL NO! It's my second favorite color!
26. Do you like chicken noodle soup? Yes
27. Do you have a big backyard? Very big...used to have a barn back there...
28. Did you ever steal anything? Pennies when I was little and only from my dad...and he knew about it...
29. What's your favorite animal? I dunno...Blue Footed Booby? Heh...booby...
30. What word rhymes with your name? Add an "e" sound on anything and it rhymes...
31. Do you have a cell phone? Yes...
32. Do you have your own TV? Sorta
33. Are you scared of spiders? Nope
34. Do you hate cleaning? Sometimes...
35. What's the craziest thing you've ever done? I dunno...
36. Can you do a front flip? If I want to
37. Do you believe in heaven? Yes
38. How many boyfriends have you had? None of your business, fucker...
39. Have you ever been in love? I think so...
40. Would you rather be lonely or depressed? They both coincide...-shakes her head- Who the hell made out this test?
41. How many languages can you speak? 2! English and BAG BAG.
42. Why are clouds white? They're not always white. It's condensation of water. Figure it out.
43. What time is it? Time for you to get a fucking watch...
44. What are the last four digits in your phone number? 2028
45. Do you have a stapler? I wish I had one in my hands...God who ever made this test out is annoying the fuck out of me...
46. If you could have one wish, what would it be? To be happy
47. What's your favorite radio station? Bob 101.7
48. Do you watch a lot of TV? I guess...
49. Can you type quickly? Over 114 gwam
50. What do you love doing? Mastu...nevermind...
51. How many windows are in your room? One...
52. Glitter or sequins? BOTH!
53. Do you shop at hot topic? Not really...I shop at eBay...
54. What street do you live on? I am so not posting that on the Internet...when I fake people out, though...I tell them I live at 212 S. Mangoe Street, though -grins-
55. Would you rather be random or hyper? Both!

HEHE!

What a joke...-shakes her head- We got a lecture on Xanga by Ms. Huckaby, and really and truly, she's right. I mean, I went to Xanga, typed in De Queen and found SO many people that you wouldn't believe it. I found people that I haven't seen in YEARS! -shakes her head- Not like they really had much to say, naturally, but c'mon! They gave their names (full names), and their schedules! Do they really expect for someone not to get them! I mean, pictures in BIKINIS!

You see, I'm not really that afraid when it comes to web posting. First off, I don't put my picture. For a reason. I don't want to scare someone. Even though, my picture would be a good defense against pedifiles. Or however the hell you spell it. But if there is someone out there reading this with bad intentions (I'm just indulging my paranoid side here, people -looks around her really quickly-) STAY THE HELL AWAY! I WILL BEAT THE LIVING SHIT OUT OF YOU! I am not a little weak, bony thing. I am strong, I am woman, and you will die. Your nuts will be in a little jar on my mantle. I do not take people fucking with me, and you will be in so much pain...you'll regret ever being born, no matter how cliche that is. I am extremely violent and don't mind the sight of blood.

You know...that was so great. -grins happily- I need to do threatening posts more often...