Tig.

On request by Dedra...I'm going to tell you about mah night in Texarkana. -pauses- Like I don't spend a lot of nights in Texarkana, I know. -rolls eyes- I'm always there. But that's besides the point.

Imagine this...it was Friday...er...two days ago and...I was...nekid...moving a few hours on...my mother and I were on the way to pick up Dedra. Now...the ACT's were the next day...and there was a slight complication so I had to get a quick stop by the school to see Jeffy the Councilor Man (if he can't eat it, no one can...no JUST KIDDING! -giggle-) and...sign some shit I'd already signed. And have the big-eyed principal brag about me. -blush- Well...after that...went to Dedra's.

I met with her sister, as expected, and got to see the new little puppy Hershey. IT'S SO CUTE! I swore it was a little black bear though at first. Very sweet. Much sweeter than Aayla -glower-. Well...watched TV...talked with the usual to Valetta...where we're going...how long she's had the dog...and mainly listening...and...yeah...this isn't quite that interesting...yeah...rather boring...I'm surprised you're still reading. You must be quite bored to be reading this...oy...

Well...Dedra got home...and was furious. She stormed in, as per usual when about to kill or torture someone to death, and her sister and I just...stayed out of her way. You just don't mess with t3h Dedra when she's angry...or you might get strangled. Not exactly the way I wanted my day to go. Well...after she showered (she didn't want to smell like tacos -snigger-), she explained that her work is Satan and that she had to wait until backup came. So now that the Swat Team was in place at the local KFC/Taco Bell helping out the biggest drag queen I've ever heard of (speaking of that...ASK HIM WHAT SIZE HIS SHOES ARE DAMN IT DEDRA! I WANT THEM! -dies-), we could go pick up Brophy. In the pouring rain.

Luckily, Brophy was smart enough to actually go inside the pharmacy we were supposed to meet at. I wouldn't have been. Well...after I smacked him on the back of her head, we were gone...picking Dedra up at Wal-Mart (don't ask) and on the way.

A little tid bit for Brophy and Dedra if you're reading this. The bag that had the cheese biscuts and soft drinks was my "Toy Bag" -giggle, giggle-

Well...got to Texarkana...and...got to the movies...fucking late, I'll tell you that...it was 5...and...the next Charlie and the Chocolate Factory showing was at 7...we decided to eat and take that showing.

We went to Red Lobster's and my GOD! It was like the fucking Chippindales section of the restaurant. Men, men, everywhere and not one without an apron! -dies- It was rather awkward. Couldn't be as crude as usual. Shame. No farting at the table -snaps her fingers- I was looking forward to letting one on Dedra -grin- Kidding...

After we created a little cache of nibblements...we went to the movies...Dedra and I ran...I'm surprised no one got a frickin' black eye. So...here's Jamie's movie review of Willy...er...CHARLIE and the Chocolate Factory

Have I ever said I love Tim Burton?

I LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRVES THE TIM BURTON! DAMN IT I LURVES HIM! GAH!

-composes herself- Over that. Movie was fucking fantastic. Fucking fantastic. The only things that annoyed me where the lack of screen time of Freddy Highmore (he's so adorable...a perfect Charlie...) and Willy's flashbacks. Whilst cute they seemed to interrupt the movie and essentially weren't in the book. Though neccessary, they were quite annoying. But cheeky.

Do I even honestly have to tell you about Johnny? What am I gonna say "JOHNNY DEPP COULDN'T ACT IF YOU...STUCK...A...FLAGPOLE...DOWN...HIS...WHEELCHAIR!" I mean, c'mon. It's JOHNNY FRICKIN' DEPP here, people. Did you doubt him...even for one second? I mean...just...it's Johnny Depp. If you doubted him you should hurt yourself. His interpretation of Willy Wonka was highly influenced from many different places and very inspired if you ask me. Johnny always sinks down into his characters, so I didn't expect anything less that perfection from him. And I got it.

The 2 million hours of the movies just flew by as the Oompa-Loompas did dirty dances and sang Roald Dahl's real lyrics...and...were...rockstars? Yeah...confusing...well...those little shiny outfits weren't all that flattering. -giggle- But amusing. I'm glad they were all played by one guy...it made everything a little funnier.

All the children were fantastic. Totally believeable and completely obnoxious. Go Tim!

And the cinematography...-fans herself- I could have just...-shudders- Beautiful...I'm quite fond of Tim Burton's "light-hearted" style, in which everything is very polished in an almost scary doll-like way. He's just brilliant. He just is. I mean...who could do Ed Wood, Willy Wonka, AND Pee Wee's Big Adventure? I mean...C'MON! Tim and Johnny! I didn't doubt them. Fantastic.

After we left there...we hasted to Books-A-Million for the Potter Party. I was sorted. Slythern. How'd you like that? -giggle- But I liked the pin. It's great. By the end of the night I had completely gone around the store about twice...found a great looking anime called "Eerie Queerie"...about a gay couple. They were cute. I want that damn book. And I got the word "Joselyn" painted on my face...and I found some halfway decent wire-rimmed HP glasses on the floor. Hehe...the night was a success, I'll say. I've never seen Dedra so spastic. I do have to say I'd be that way if they had a...-pauses- Nevermind...