Monday, July 25, 2005
One Thing that PISSES Me Off
WHAT THE HELL IS THIS SHIT WITH JOHNNY'S "WILLY WONKA" BEING JUST LIKE MICHAEL JACKSON? HUH? I FUCKING DON'T GET IT! It just...it pisses me off so much that it just...makes me see red. I mean...no offense to Michael Jackson at all...but what the people who say such things are suggesting is that he's the "alledged" Michael Jackson who "sleeps" with children. And Willy Wonka being anything but pure pisses me off. It just...I can't explain it. I just...I have nothing against Michael Jackson...but he so wasn't acting like Michael Jackson.
He had a weird voice, yes. A weird CHILDLIKE voice. Michael Jackson has a high voice. Britney Spears has a high voice. My fucking DOG has a high voice. But that doesn't mean that they're childlike voices.
Another thing is him being very pale like Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson got himself fucked over whilst having plastic surgery. Willy Wonka...hasn't seen the sun in 15 fucking years! And if you notice, he had a greyish tint to his face, suggesting lack of sunlight. HE'S NOT MICHAEL JACKSON! And besides...Johnny Depp...is a sexy bitch. Michael Jackson...was a sexy bitch, but is very scary looking now. WHERE'S THE CONNECTION? GAH!
Another thing...think about it. Johnny did this movie for his kids, Jack, Lily Rose, and Tim Burton. (Kidding about the last one) He did it for the same reason he did Pirates. So his kids would be able to see him on screen. His whole movie resume consists of very adult-oriented movies (or at least older teenagers). C'mon..."From Hell", "the Ninth Gate", "Ed Wood", "Before Night Falls" (-giggles at t3h Bon Bon-), "Donnie Brasco", "the Man Who Cried", "The Astronaut's Wife", "Nick of Time", "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", "Don Juan DeMarco", "Sleepy Hollow"...the list goes on and on. How many of those are kids movies? Lemme go and count. NONE! Absolutely none! Not even "Benny & Joon"...you have to at least be a teenager to understand the conflict in it. He wants to be a character for his kids. He's so amused that his little girl doesn't think he's an actor. She says "My daddy's a pirate!" So naturally, Willy Wonka was for his kids. Do you honestly think he'd try to be Michael Jackson...FOR HIS KIDS? What? Is he trying to convince them to have a sleepover at the Neverland Ranch? I THINK NOT! GAH!
Also...another thing that pisses me off. The last place I read this from was a Texarkana Gazette. And...it just pisses me off..."His masterpiece was Captain Jack Sparrow". How much money you wanna bet that this person has only seen PotC and Willy Wonka? HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S A GOOD ACTOR IF YOU'VE SEEN HIM TWICE? Especially in huge blockbusters. Don't trust them. They're shifty fuckers, they are, those big blockbusters. They make Ben Affleck seem like a good actor. And Colin Farrell. And Orli with armor. GAH! I mean...to truly understand his genius...his gift for acting...you have to see him in a few different characters. Willy Wonka wasn't his best...since it seemed to have a little of his other movies (Ed Wood and Hunter S. Thompson [rest their souls] to name a few) in it. You have to see how he morphs into his characters...how brilliant he is. He's never Johnny Depp when you see his movies. He's Don Juan DeMarco...he's Icabod Crane...he's Sands...he's Bon Bon...he's Roux...he's Gilbert Grape, Sam, Edward Scissorhands, Cry-Baby Walker...he's Captain Jack Sparrow. That's what's so wonderful about his performance...and it pains me that his genius is compared to an alledged child molester. He's a great actor. I mean...even his performance of Willy Wonka has so many layers. He's an insecure child who's been kept on his own. He acts childish because he's never grown up, and he hates other children because so does a selfish child. Makes fun of them to hide his own insecurities. Rejoices in their downfalls. Smiles upon likenesses of himself in Charlie (the loving of candy, not the selfish bit). He's a wonderful actor. Truly one of the very best. If not the best. I don't think I've ever seen an actor as good as he is. But then again...whose career is interesting enough to watch as closely? Nobody. That's who.
He had a weird voice, yes. A weird CHILDLIKE voice. Michael Jackson has a high voice. Britney Spears has a high voice. My fucking DOG has a high voice. But that doesn't mean that they're childlike voices.
Another thing is him being very pale like Michael Jackson. Michael Jackson got himself fucked over whilst having plastic surgery. Willy Wonka...hasn't seen the sun in 15 fucking years! And if you notice, he had a greyish tint to his face, suggesting lack of sunlight. HE'S NOT MICHAEL JACKSON! And besides...Johnny Depp...is a sexy bitch. Michael Jackson...was a sexy bitch, but is very scary looking now. WHERE'S THE CONNECTION? GAH!
Another thing...think about it. Johnny did this movie for his kids, Jack, Lily Rose, and Tim Burton. (Kidding about the last one) He did it for the same reason he did Pirates. So his kids would be able to see him on screen. His whole movie resume consists of very adult-oriented movies (or at least older teenagers). C'mon..."From Hell", "the Ninth Gate", "Ed Wood", "Before Night Falls" (-giggles at t3h Bon Bon-), "Donnie Brasco", "the Man Who Cried", "The Astronaut's Wife", "Nick of Time", "Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas", "Don Juan DeMarco", "Sleepy Hollow"...the list goes on and on. How many of those are kids movies? Lemme go and count. NONE! Absolutely none! Not even "Benny & Joon"...you have to at least be a teenager to understand the conflict in it. He wants to be a character for his kids. He's so amused that his little girl doesn't think he's an actor. She says "My daddy's a pirate!" So naturally, Willy Wonka was for his kids. Do you honestly think he'd try to be Michael Jackson...FOR HIS KIDS? What? Is he trying to convince them to have a sleepover at the Neverland Ranch? I THINK NOT! GAH!
Also...another thing that pisses me off. The last place I read this from was a Texarkana Gazette. And...it just pisses me off..."His masterpiece was Captain Jack Sparrow". How much money you wanna bet that this person has only seen PotC and Willy Wonka? HOW DO YOU KNOW HE'S A GOOD ACTOR IF YOU'VE SEEN HIM TWICE? Especially in huge blockbusters. Don't trust them. They're shifty fuckers, they are, those big blockbusters. They make Ben Affleck seem like a good actor. And Colin Farrell. And Orli with armor. GAH! I mean...to truly understand his genius...his gift for acting...you have to see him in a few different characters. Willy Wonka wasn't his best...since it seemed to have a little of his other movies (Ed Wood and Hunter S. Thompson [rest their souls] to name a few) in it. You have to see how he morphs into his characters...how brilliant he is. He's never Johnny Depp when you see his movies. He's Don Juan DeMarco...he's Icabod Crane...he's Sands...he's Bon Bon...he's Roux...he's Gilbert Grape, Sam, Edward Scissorhands, Cry-Baby Walker...he's Captain Jack Sparrow. That's what's so wonderful about his performance...and it pains me that his genius is compared to an alledged child molester. He's a great actor. I mean...even his performance of Willy Wonka has so many layers. He's an insecure child who's been kept on his own. He acts childish because he's never grown up, and he hates other children because so does a selfish child. Makes fun of them to hide his own insecurities. Rejoices in their downfalls. Smiles upon likenesses of himself in Charlie (the loving of candy, not the selfish bit). He's a wonderful actor. Truly one of the very best. If not the best. I don't think I've ever seen an actor as good as he is. But then again...whose career is interesting enough to watch as closely? Nobody. That's who.
